Brian Simpson Almost Died
3/25/20261 hr 20 min
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First 90 secondsTom Segura· Soundbite0:00
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Speaker 10:14
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Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:41
What's up, mommies? Uh, thank you for joining us today. Tim is out on official show business, but I've got a pretty fucking great co-host today. Please put your hands together for Brian Simpson, everybody.
Brian Simpson· Host0:52
[clapping] That's right.
Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:54
I love you so much. Thank you.
Brian Simpson· Host0:56
I have arrived.
Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:56
Yeah, thank you for coming here.
Brian Simpson· Host0:58
Of course.
Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:58
You've, you've had quite a harrowing time- Yeah ... and you're here.
Brian Simpson· Host1:02
Yeah, I almost died last month.
Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:04
[laughs] [laughs] Hold on. Hold on. Let's start the show. [laughs] [laughs] And I'll do this.
Speaker 4· Soundbite1:10
24-hour emergency medical response service. Watch. You just press this button and speak into the air and...
Tom Segura· Soundbite1:18
I'm having chest pains.
Unknown speaker1:21
[laughs] [laughs] [phone rings]