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Brian Simpson Almost Died

3/25/20261 hr 20 min

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  1. Tom Segura· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] Wel- welcome, welcome to your mom's house [upbeat music] What if you could learn more about your health in under an hour?

  2. Speaker 10:14

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  3. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:41

    What's up, mommies? Uh, thank you for joining us today. Tim is out on official show business, but I've got a pretty fucking great co-host today. Please put your hands together for Brian Simpson, everybody.

  4. Brian Simpson· Host0:52

    [clapping] That's right.

  5. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:54

    I love you so much. Thank you.

  6. Brian Simpson· Host0:56

    I have arrived.

  7. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:56

    Yeah, thank you for coming here.

  8. Brian Simpson· Host0:58

    Of course.

  9. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:58

    You've, you've had quite a harrowing time- Yeah ... and you're here.

  10. Brian Simpson· Host1:02

    Yeah, I almost died last month.

  11. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:04

    [laughs] [laughs] Hold on. Hold on. Let's start the show. [laughs] [laughs] And I'll do this.

  12. Speaker 4· Soundbite1:10

    24-hour emergency medical response service. Watch. You just press this button and speak into the air and...

  13. Tom Segura· Soundbite1:18

    I'm having chest pains.

  14. Unknown speaker1:21

    [laughs] [laughs] [phone rings]

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