[BONUS] Our Alien Overlords Are Wonderful and Benevolent
7/4/202610 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
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Speaker 20:29
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Speaker 31:00
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[tense music] The closet I sleep in is hot. Kicking off the thin, scratchy blanket, I stretch my arms out as far as the small space will allow. Then I extend my leg from its cramped, folded position,