BONUS: Holiday Dumpings and How to Deal with Trolls
4/23/202625 min
On this week’s Bonus Ep: We’re talking troll takedowns, Vogue relives the horror of drinking her own wee on Bear Grylls, and the girls discover Theodore isn’t alone in his kidnapping paranoia.
Plus, a chaotic new quiz, snoring husbands and bed-hogging kids and a truly grim story about being dumped straight after a holiday.
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First 90 secondsAmber· Host0:00
[bright music] This is a Global Player original podcast. I'm coming to you as a girl who was dumped after a holiday.
Vogue· Host0:09
Oh, God.
Amber· Host0:09
I remember when I had to drink my piss.
Vogue· Host0:11
[tongue waggling] Carol, where's Sambuca?
Amber· Host0:15
Actually, no, it's not your noo-noo, it's your armpit.
Vogue· Host0:17
[laughs] Donald Trump posted a photo of himself as Jesus, but backtracked and said he was actually what?
Amber· Host0:25
That was strike three.
Vogue· Host0:26
[upbeat music] [laughs] [laughs] Hello, and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast, the bonus episode.
Amber· Host0:36
Le bonus.
Vogue· Host0:38
The sun is splitting the rocks back there in Ireland, Amber. Jesus Christ. Turn on the air con. [laughs] [laughs] Is it roasting?
Amber· Host0:47
No, it's still cold.
Vogue· Host0:49
It looks glor- she'll never be fucking happy, that bitch, will she?
Amber· Host0:53
[laughs] I'm gonna start fucking, I'm gonna start with a pen and paper, I'm gonna mark your strikes, you little bitch.
Vogue· Host1:00
Oh, is this how our relationship works? I was only saying to, uh, I went in to get a scan today, and I took the kids 'cause they were off school. Uh, it, it was very sweet until they lost interest, 'cause it was quite a long one. Um, and I was saying to my doctor, who's Irish, I said, "Oh, I have a sister and I love my sister so much," like. And then I was saying to, uh, the kids, I was like, "So who's my favorite out of my siblings?" And they were like, "Amber, Amber." And I said, "Yeah, I mean, I've even told Spencer that, like, I'd rather be buried in a hole with Amber than him." [laughs] He knows.
Unknown speaker1:28
[laughs]