Bonus #179 - Usama Siddiquee [PATREON PREVIEW]
5/7/202616 min
Usama Siddiquee joins the pod to discuss how the Stavvy's World theme song is way too Greek, other racist music, his atheist dad trolling Muslims after he departed from Islam, Italy sucking at war, Greek names, how not getting laid in high school with your boys is a vibe, and much more. Usama and Stav help callers including a woman who discovered a shocking family secret about her cousin, and a young professional whose annoying awkward older coworker is getting on his nerves.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
I'd like your thoughts on a moral dilemma involving a family secret- Ooh ... that's been in the family for a couple decades now.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest0:09
Okay. Whoop, whoop.
Speaker 00:10
Um, I'm in my 30s, for context.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest0:12
Uh-huh.
Speaker 00:12
But when I was around 18, I was drinking with my mom, and she decided to let me in on a fucked up secret about- Oh, no ... my little cousin.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest0:20
Oop.
Speaker 00:21
Uh, my mom told me that my cousin's biological dad died in an accident when he was an infant, I think, like, three. And apparently- Jesus ... this dude had quite a bit of money and had- Oh ... left a trust fund to my cousin.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest0:37
Jesus.
Speaker 00:37
Well, my aunt, she made the decision not to tell my cousin that the dad he's known his whole life isn't his real dad- [gasps] ... and that his bio dad died and left him this huge sum of money.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest0:49
Whoa.
Speaker 00:50
And according to my mom, almost everyone in the family knows this secret, and my aunt's been known to threaten anyone with disowning them if they decide to tell my cousin the truth.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:00
What?
Usama Siddiquee· Guest1:01
Whoa.
Speaker 01:01
At the time, I was livid for, A- Yeah ... my mom telling me the fucking secret- Yeah, that's fucked up on your mom's part ... and B- Definitely ... telling me that I can't tell my cousin the truth.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:10
But hold on, but also, wait a second, a mom that gets drunk with her 18-year-old?
Usama Siddiquee· Guest1:14
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:15
Had a problem with boundaries? [laughs] That's shocking.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest1:19
I'm blown away that the secret was revealed that late, you know? If this is, like, a drinking vibe- Yeah, yeah, yeah ... how'd that not come up earlier?
Stavros Halkias· Host1:25
Yeah.
Usama Siddiquee· Guest1:26
You know what I'm saying?
Stavros Halkias· Host1:26
It's v- I mean, why you decide to tell your kid, this is crazy, but