Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura
1/26/20261 hr 3 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
You two are bad friends.
Speaker 10:01
Who are these two idiots?
Speaker 00:03
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
Speaker 10:08
Well, you two are something.
Speaker 00:10
We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee· Host0:11
We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy Boy.
Tom Segura· Guest0:15
Hey, buddy. Good to see you, too.
Bobby Lee· Host0:16
So I'm doing my first special this Friday. And, um- We've talked about this for years. Yeah, but- [laughs] How exciting is this? We've talked about it for years.
Tom Segura· Guest0:24
No, for y- but, like, we've really talked about this for years.
Andrew Santino· Host0:27
30 years.
Bobby Lee· Host0:28
Yeah, pink face.
Andrew Santino· Host0:29
Pink face?
Bobby Lee· Host0:31
I mean, your face is so pink. What are you trying to prove, bud?
Andrew Santino· Host0:33
Is my face pink?
Bobby Lee· Host0:34
Yeah, but yours is naturally pink.
Andrew Santino· Host0:36
Thank you.
Tom Segura· Guest0:36
Yeah, but I'm- That's unnatural ... I'm flushed from the whiskey.
Andrew Santino· Host0:39
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:40
Okay. My bad.
Andrew Santino· Host0:40
He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys do- I'm sorry ... when he has whiskey.
Bobby Lee· Host0:43
You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
Tom Segura· Guest0:43
Why did you come at me so aggressive?
Bobby Lee· Host0:44
You know what else he has?
Andrew Santino· Host0:45
Huh?
Bobby Lee· Host0:46
The Emperor eyes from Star Wars.
Andrew Santino· Host0:48
[laughs] Oh, he- Look at him.
Bobby Lee· Host0:50
Look at him ...
Andrew Santino· Host0:50
is an emperor, you think?
Bobby Lee· Host0:51
Yeah, like the Emperor. Dude, he has... Right now, dude, Tom Segura has Emperor eyes. Look at that.
Andrew Santino· Host0:55
He's calling you Sheev Palpatine.
Bobby Lee· Host0:57
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Guest0:58
Why did you come at me so hard? I'm- Yeah, what, what is that about?
Bobby Lee· Host1:00
I'm so sorry. [laughs] I'm so... That was uncalled for and unnecessary.
Tom Segura· Guest1:04
This, this happens every time I see you.
Bobby Lee· Host1:06
No, it doesn't. [laughs] No, it doesn't.
Tom Segura· Guest1:07
Every time I see you.
Bobby Lee· Host1:08
No, it doesn't.
Tom Segura· Guest1:09
You come at me with some insult, and then you go, "My bad, dude."
Bobby Lee· Host1:11
[laughs] It, it is my bad, dude.
Tom Segura· Guest1:13
But wait, why?
Bobby Lee· Host1:14
Well, you insult me all the time.
Tom Segura· Guest1:16
What did I- When is the last time I insulted you, either publicly- Look at your attitude.
Andrew Santino· Host1:19
Oh. Oh.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
It's an energy insult.
Andrew Santino· Host1:21
It's energy, it's energy insults.
Bobby Lee· Host1:23
[laughs] Yeah, I mean, you don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of it.
Andrew Santino· Host1:26
So you know what happens?
Tom Segura· Guest1:27
That didn't happen at all.
Andrew Santino· Host1:28
This is s- [laughs] I