Bobby’s Dog Died on Fancy’s B Day
3/30/20261 hr 10 min
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0:00 Fancy's B Day
5:00 Sinking on a Comedy Cruise
9:00 Bobby's in Haven
14:30 Can I Smell Your Armpit?
17:00 Rudy...
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First 90 secondsAndrew Santino· Host0:00
You two are bad friends.
Bobby Lee· Host0:01
Who are these two idiots?
Andrew Santino· Host0:02
[singing] A white dude and an Asian dude. [singing] You two are disgusting.
Bobby Lee· Host0:08
[singing] Well, you two are something.
Andrew Santino· Host0:10
We're bad friends. [laughs] Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
Bobby Lee· Host0:21
Santi.
Andrew Santino· Host0:22
Feliz Cumpleaños- Cazorla. A ti.
Bobby Lee· Host0:26
Santi. Santi Cazorla. You know who that is? Soccer player.
Andrew Santino· Host0:28
Cazorla.
Bobby Lee· Host0:30
Cazorla. Cristiano Ronaldo.
Andrew Santino· Host0:32
Happy birthday, Fancy.
Bobby Lee· Host0:35
Fiesta.
Andrew Santino· Host0:36
Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his birthday.
Bobby Lee· Host0:39
Happy birthday, bud. Thank you, guys. Happy birthday. [singing] Hey, hey. Okay, enough.
Andrew Santino· Host0:46
Enough about your birthday.
Bobby Lee· Host0:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
Andrew Santino· Host0:49
What did you get him for his birthday?
Bobby Lee· Host0:50
What, what, Mata homo?
Andrew Santino· Host0:53
[laughs] Mata homo?
Bobby Lee· Host0:58
[laughs] Yeah, that's too hard, dude.
Andrew Santino· Host0:59
Is that a good banger?
Bobby Lee· Host1:00
I don't know.
Andrew Santino· Host1:01
Mata homo.
Bobby Lee· Host1:02
I- Carlos laughed.
Andrew Santino· Host1:03
You pay him.
Bobby Lee· Host1:03
[laughs] Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host1:05
Mata homo. [laughs] Is that, that's the best you could do?
Bobby Lee· Host1:09
Uh, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host1:10
All right.
Bobby Lee· Host1:10
My d- my dog died.
Andrew Santino· Host1:11
Let's talk about it.
Bobby Lee· Host1:13
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host1:13
Let's talk about your dog dying on Fancy's birthday.
Bobby Lee· Host1:15
Yeah, yeah. What's that?
Andrew Santino· Host1:15
That's you on the cruise.
Bobby Lee· Host1:17
[laughs] No, dude.
Andrew Santino· Host1:18
Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
Yeah, just cruise Bob. [laughs] Bobby on a boat cruising.
Andrew Santino· Host1:23
Who are these two friends of yours?
Bobby Lee· Host1:24
I have no idea. I'm never going on a cruise again, dude.
Andrew Santino· Host1:27
I think it's a good idea.
Bobby Lee· Host1:28
This is what happens.
Andrew Santino· Host1:29
[laughs] So the girl, which