Bobby Is Distressed
7/6/20261 hr 2 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 1· Soundbite0:00
You two are bad friends Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting Well, you two are something We're bad friends Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino· Host0:13
How long was I in the bathroom when we... At the restaurant You were s- you were so long 20 minutes. Yeah. At the restaurant. The moment I... I took my last bite, I was like, "Ugh."
Bobby Lee· Host0:22
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:22
I had to go immediately.
Bobby Lee· Host0:23
Yep.
Andrew Santino· Host0:23
That was bad news bears. Yeah. I should have wrote that girl and been like, "Not a good recommendation."
Bobby Lee· Host0:28
[laughs] Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:28
My stomach, the moment I finished my eggs, I was like, "Hmm, I think this is- [laughs] I think this is bad."
Bobby Lee· Host0:36
Are you being real?
Andrew Santino· Host0:36
We both did.
Bobby Lee· Host0:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:38
It was pretty tough.
Bobby Lee· Host0:38
And, and that was at that restaurant.
Andrew Santino· Host0:39
Mine was prolonged. His was- Yeah, yeah ... his was an hour later.
Bobby Lee· Host0:42
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:43
He got- Was yours loose, or did you have to f- Dude.
Bobby Lee· Host0:46
I, I wanna know the consis- consistency.
Andrew Santino· Host0:49
You ever been to Niagara Falls?
Bobby Lee· Host0:50
[laughs] Now I get it.
Andrew Santino· Host0:51
Identical.
Bobby Lee· Host0:52
I understand.
Andrew Santino· Host0:52
Identical.
Bobby Lee· Host0:53
I understa- yeah. I do Pompeii. [laughs] Yeah, yeah, mine are Pompeii, but you do a Niagara Falls.
Andrew Santino· Host0:58
Niagra.
Bobby Lee· Host0:58
Yeah. Mine's an explosion.
Andrew Santino· Host1:00
Dude, that reminds me.
Bobby Lee· Host1:01
So last night, well let me just...
Andrew Santino· Host1:02
Oh, go ...
Bobby Lee· Host1:02
I wanna add on to the poop.
Andrew Santino· Host1:03
Go, yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host1:04
Okay.
Andrew Santino· Host1:04
More poop stuff.
Bobby Lee· Host1:04
Yeah, yeah. So last night I'm having dinner with my friend Gene.
Andrew Santino· Host1:08
Hong.
Bobby Lee· Host1:09
And Andrea Chin hangs out.
Andrew Santino· Host1:11
Chin.
Bobby Lee· Host1:11
Yeah. [laughs] And we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like repositioning.
Andrew Santino· Host1:19
Shifting.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
She's shifting.
Andrew Santino· Host1:21
Shit shifting.
Bobby Lee· Host1:21
Yeah, yeah. She sh- she is like, like tectonic plates. [laughs] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the world is doing.
Andrew Santino· Host1:27
And by the way, it's gonna, it's gonna break eventually.
Bobby Lee· Host1:29
It's... Yeah, exactly.