Blast From The Past: Mailbag #3!
2/25/202627 min
We've unearthed (unRangused?) a special bonusode from Season 2: a Zyxx Crew mailbag unheard by the masses until now! It's mostly Alden's fault. Enjoy!
Thanks so much to EnigmaFish on Discord (architect of our amazing transcription project!) for noticing its omission! Very fresh.
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First 90 secondsAlden Ford· Host0:00
Hey, everybody. Alden here. We've got a pretty interesting release for you today. Um, so as you know, Shane is hard at work, uh, sewing up episode four of The Young Old Derf Chronicles, but we wanted to release something this week anyway, and we came across just the thing. So, uh, over on our Discord, uh, Enigma Fish, as they are known, who spearheaded our transcription project that we mentioned a few months ago, brought to my attention that one of our mailbag episodes that we released back in our Patreon days never actually made it over to Max Fun and has never been released outside of Patreon. W- so we have a season two era mailbag that was recorded back in 2018 that was only released to the several hundred people who supported us on Patreon. T- [laughs] Thank you, by the way. Shout out to our old school Patreon supporters. But we figured the Patreon paywall of 2018 has probably run its course by now, and we figured that would be a fun release for you, a little throwback to season two. So please enjoy Mailbag 3.
Bargarean Jade0:56
[Instrumental music] Pleck, did you figure out the rash on your body yet?
Alden Ford· Host1:04
I- I'm still working on it. The thing is that, like, when I'm alone, like, it's kinda hard to... My room's so small.
C-531:11
Ambassador Decksetter, I have an incoming transmission from a, oh, a big troop of Clints.
Pleck Decksetter1:17
C- Haley and the Bargarean Jade.
Alden Ford· Host1:20
Troop. W- what do we do, guys?
C-531:21
One second. Hold on.
Alden Ford· Host1:22
Uh, y- hello. Yes.
C-531:23
We have a mail for the Bargarean Jade. We have a sack of mail.