Bert's Not Dead
2/9/20261 hr 2 min
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First 90 secondsBert Kreischer· Host0:00
100%. [upbeat music] Cheers! [laughing] Let me tell you something. I'm gonna be real, okay?
Tom Segura· Host0:07
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:07
Look, we all grew up in McDonald's. McDonald's fucking rocks.
Tom Segura· Host0:10
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:10
McDonald's is awesome, but I'm gonna be really honest, McDonald's Big Mac, their signature sandwich, does not hold a candle to a Whopper with cheese or to a Baconator, and that is fucking facts.
Tom Segura· Host0:20
Wow.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:21
Okay?
Tom Segura· Host0:22
Bold.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:22
Yeah, and my- we did a taste test here, and the thing, m- McDonald's cheeseburgers... McDonald's fries are tops. No one's ever gonna beat McDonald's fries.
Tom Segura· Host0:28
I was gonna say, 'cause I think every- anyone's opinion becomes invalid if they start putting other fries above Mickey D's fries.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:35
It's impossible.
Tom Segura· Host0:36
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:36
It's impossible. Mc- McDonald's- And piping hot, by the way. Piping hot.
Tom Segura· Host0:41
Piping. I want it to burn me.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:42
I want it to burn my fingers- Yeah ... and I want my mouth... Isn't it crazy how your fingers will burn harder than your mouth? Like, you- if you touch a hot wing, you're like, "Ooh, those are hot."
Tom Segura· Host0:50
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:50
But then you put it in your mouth, you're like, "It's not that bad."
Tom Segura· Host0:52
[laughs] Well, [laughs] I actually find I go, [panting] Okay. Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:55
Ready? Let's go through brands. Buffalo Wild Wings or Hooters?
Tom Segura· Host0:59
Wild Wings. You'd go for Hooters?
Bert Kreischer· Host1:03
Now, I'm gonna tell you, I just think that- I haven't had either in a, in a while, I have to say. Oh, I've had Buffalo Wild Wings almost every weekend.
Tom Segura· Host1:10
[chuckles] Oh, it's a weekend treat.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:11
Oh, I do, I do it so... I do it so often, it's fucking crazy.
Tom Segura· Host1:14
I have gone to Buffalo Wild Wings. The last time I went, and I was like, um, you know, they have all the... They're like, there's 30 different flavors.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:22
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:22
I'm like, "I guess I'll get all 30," and then I realize, oh, I have 300 wings- [laughs] ... and it's way too much.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:28
Buffalo Wild Wings has cr-