Beefton
5/5/202629 min
On their first stop in their hunt for Brandon Ralph and Denny head over to Beefton. Home of Buck n' Chucky's which is conveniently connected to the Beefton Mall, to see if Brandon has been there. If he hasn't? Well, then they need to buy a few things anyways.
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First 90 secondsRalph Backlund· Host0:00
[tense music] Ah.
Denny· Guest0:08
No cap.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:09
Ah.
Denny· Guest0:09
Clock it.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:11
Hey, Ralph, we're almost there. Ralph?
Denny· Guest0:15
Clock it. Bussin'. Mm-mm.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:17
How the hell- It's totally sus ... how the hell'd you pass out so fast? You're like my dad. I turn on a movie, by the time the opening credits are done, he's out. Hey, buddy, wake up. Wake up, creepy head.
Denny· Guest0:31
Bussin'.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:33
Yeah.
Denny· Guest0:34
No cap.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:34
Reach over.
Denny· Guest0:35
Your wrist.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:35
Here. Wake up!
Denny· Guest0:39
Oh. Oh, fuck.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:40
What the fuck happened?
Denny· Guest0:41
Ralph, calm your jizz, dude.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:42
What the fuck happened? What the hell?
Denny· Guest0:43
Got to beaters, JJ, 'cause we've arrived at Beefton County, and I don't know where the shit I'm going.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:47
Oh, shit.
Denny· Guest0:48
Yep, that where we going.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:50
I don't recognize this area. Where the hell are we?
Denny· Guest0:52
We're in fucking Beefton, dumbass.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:53
Ugh.
Denny· Guest0:54
Told you that already.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:55
Oh, shit, I gotta brown like no one's business, dude. Uh.
Denny· Guest0:58
I could mess.
Ralph Backlund· Host0:59
Shit. Why don't, uh- What?
Denny· Guest1:02
Spit it out.
Ralph Backlund· Host1:03
Shit, let's head to the, uh, Beefton Mall.
Denny· Guest1:06
The mall?
Ralph Backlund· Host1:07
Yeah. Well, he might be there. Buck N' Chuckies is close by.
Denny· Guest1:11
Yeah. Good point.
Ralph Backlund· Host1:12
And, uh, I need a new cellphone anyway. I can stop at one of those little kiosks in the middle.
Denny· Guest1:16
Well, how, h- wait, you get your cellphone from a kiosk in the middle of the mall?
Ralph Backlund· Host1:21
Yeah. Why the hell not?
Denny· Guest1:23
Because- I don't pay the same big prices as everybody else, and they usually have a hot girl working the kiosk. Oh, my God.
Ralph Backlund· Host1:28
Or, like, a cool, like, Armenian