Baseball Is Dead Episode 413: Beasts Of The East
4/30/20261 hr 9 min
The full crew is in place to give some much-needed love to the team with the best record in baseball: the Atlanta Braves. Jared's new White Sox fandom is revisited and the first Official Jersey Bet is agreed to between Jared and Jay Hay. The Feud returns after last week's hiatus, we've got nugs from across MLB's outstanding performers and a peek inside Dallas' cheating-plagued hometown fantasy league. NEW BID MERCH IS HERE: https://www.baseballisdead.com Trade $20 get $20 on Kalshi - http://www.kalshi.com/r/BID Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 0· Soundbite0:00
I mean, this is a sport that's on the precipice of irrelevance.
Dallas Braden· Host0:04
The games are taking over three and a half hours. Playoff games are taking over four hours.
Speaker 0· Soundbite0:08
Game's too long, too slow. Who cares?
Speaker 2· Soundbite0:11
This is a situation where baseball's in trouble to begin with.
Justin Havens· Host0:15
I hate to break it to you, baseball's dead.
Speaker 4· Host0:18
Baseball is dead.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:20
Rest in peace.
Speaker 4· Host0:23
Welcome back Justin Havens. [clapping] Saddam Hus-Havens back in power. Uh, did you get a haircut?
Justin Havens· Host0:34
I did. I did. Actually, that was one of the main things I wanted to talk to you about, um- Yeah.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:38
It's fringe.
Speaker 4· Host0:39
I like it a lot.
Justin Havens· Host0:40
Both of you guys. Thank you very much. I mean, I, it, I didn't style it or anything today, not that I ever do. Uh, but, uh, I made a big switch with that. I've, I've left- Yeah ... I've left the salon that I had been going to for- Oh, I love that ... the previous- Nothing wrong with that ... uh, five years, uh- Mm-hmm ... since I'd moved back to this area. And I've now gone to people who are calling themselves master barbers. Um- Ooh, what's that about? Well, I think it's just, like, kind of, you know, more of like a, uh- There's...
Speaker 4· Host1:10
It's like a salon for dudes, but they don't call it a salon.
Justin Havens· Host1:12
Yeah, kind of. Kind of. Yeah, it sounds like it.
Speaker 4· Host1:15
Yeah.
Justin Havens· Host1:15
And I went and got it, and the lady, Shannon, uh, cut me up real nice, and I think, uh, I think that's my new thing. I got my beard taken care of as well.
Speaker 4· Host1:24
Yeah.
Justin Havens· Host1:24
I mean, it's grown out a little bit since. It's been like two or three weeks now, but- Yeah ... uh, but yeah.
Speaker 4· Host1:29
Yeah, yeah. New,