Baseball Is Dead Episode 412: Ohtani's Final Infinity Stone
4/29/20261 hr 14 min
Jared apologizes to Dallas for the beatdown by the Royals. Dallas has a theory about Shohei Ohtani's trophy room, and the guys react to Rob Thomson's firing and what that could mean for Alex Cora. Dog names, ABS Challenge ideas, and MORE. -Rob Thomson Fired -Jared Reacts Live To Garrett Crochet IL Stint -Shohei Enters Cy Young Discussion -Elly De La Cruz Is A Superstar -Alexei Ramirez Popped for PED's -Cam Schlittler Continues Dominance NEW BID MERCH IS HERE: https://www.baseballisdead.com Trade $20 get $20 on Kalshi - http://kalshi.com/r/BID Discover upgraded basics, fresh styles, and more at http://mackweldon.com . Plus, get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with code JARED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsJared Carrabis· Host0:00
I mean, this is a sport that's on the precipice of irrelevance.
Dallas Braden· Host0:04
The games are taking over three and a half hours. Playoff games are taking over four hours.
Speaker 2· Soundbite0:08
Game's too long, too slow. Who cares? This is a situation where baseball's in trouble to begin with.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:15
I hate to break it to you, baseball's dead. Baseball is dead.
Dallas Braden· Host0:20
Rest in peace.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:22
Um, [clears throat] I have an apology that I would like to make to Dallas Braden on this Wednesday.
Dallas Braden· Host0:30
[laughs] What? What universe am I living in right now?
Jared Carrabis· Host0:38
I'd like to apologize to Dallas Braden on this, on this Wednesday. Um, do you know what I'm apologizing for?
Dallas Braden· Host0:44
I, I couldn't even... I have n- I have never... I'm telling you right now, in our 10 years together, this is as caught off guard as I have ever been, and I, and I, and I've seen you in shorts. So, I, I, I- Jesus [laughs] I- That's crazy. I, yeah. I don't even, I don't even know what [laughs]... I don't know. What? What, what happened?
Jared Carrabis· Host1:10
I would like to apologize to Dallas Braden because, um, he's kind of been collateral damage in something that I've caused indirectly, unknowingly. Um, the Kansas City Royals haven't lost a game since I hopped off the bandwagon.
Dallas Braden· Host1:26
[laughs] Yeah.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:26
Uh- And oh, by the way, boys have, the boys