Ask Uncut - He Got a Hair Transplant and Wants Everyone to Lie About It, Warning the Next Girl & Drunk Brides
6/14/202652 min
Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions!
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Then it's into your questions!
Q1: MY BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND GOT A HAIR TRANSPLANT AND IS ASKING HER TO LIE ABOUT IT
My best friend's husband has gone from barely-there hair to a full comeback and he's been telling everyone it's down to diet and stress reduction. She knows the truth. Their friends know the truth. And now she's been put in the impossible position of actively upholding a lie she never agreed to, while everyone around her silently raises an eyebrow.
Q2: MY ABUSIVE EX IS NOW WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS HE CHEATED ON ME WITH. DO I WARN HER?
I was in an incredibly volatile relationship for three years; emotional abuse, multiple women, dating apps running the whole time. Four months out, I'm working on myself. Now I'm watching him post his new girlfriend all over Instagram. It’s one of the girls he was seeing behind my back. I want to warn her. But am I out of line?
Q3: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE WHEN THE HEN GETS BLOTTO AT HER HENS PARTY?
The hen got blotto, passed out, the night ended early and now the blame is flying. Is it the guests? The bridesmaids? The maid of honour? Or the hen herself?
Q4: I CAUGHT MY FRIEND REHEARSING HER STORIES IN THE MIRROR BEFORE A DINNER PARTY
I walked back into the room and my close friend was standing in front of the mirror, running through full sentences and hand gestures for a story she was planning to tell at dinner later that night. I reversed out quietly. She then told the exact same story, exactly as rehearsed. Is this genius? Is this deeply weird? Is this something everyone secretly does?
TIMESTAMPS
- 0:00 — Britt's in Sardinia, Laura's off to India
- 1:19 — Vibes
- 6:06 — Q1: My best friend's husband got a hair transplant and expects her to lie about it
- 19:00 — Q2: My abusive ex is now with one of the girls he cheated with — do I warn her?
- 35:06 — Q3: Who's responsible when the hen gets blotto at her own hens party?
- 42:33 — Q4: I caught my friend rehearsing her stories in the mirror before a dinner party
- 50:27 — Wrap up, what's dropping over the break & the Aftermath episode teaser
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First 90 secondsLaura Byrne· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:12
And I'm Keesha.
Laura Byrne· Host0:13
And this is- Ask Uncut [laughs] [laughs] I was gonna say because Brittany is on holiday.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:18
Yeah. The photos from Sardinia.
Laura Byrne· Host0:20
It's ridiculous.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:21
Get fucked. [laughs] Britt, if you're listening to this, I love you so much.
Laura Byrne· Host0:27
No, but I'm happy for her.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:29
Oh, yeah.
Laura Byrne· Host0:29
I am.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:29
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Laura Byrne· Host0:30
I'm thrilled.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:31
All of the water glistening, all of the seafood. Oh.
Laura Byrne· Host0:34
All of it looks incredible. It also looks like it's the perfect temperature. I'm also about to head away on holidays as well. Actually, by the time you're listening to this, you guys would know if you listened to last week's episode, I am already in India, and India is meant to be 40 degrees and 1000% humidity.
Keeshia Pettit· Host0:52
[laughs] Like...
Laura Byrne· Host0:52
And also, the tricky thing with going to India as well is, like, you have to wear long everything. Like- Oh, yeah ... 'cause it's, you know, culturally you can't be running around in a biki- I will not be in a bikini in India, okay? [laughs] So when I see Brittany in a bikini in Sardinia, there's, like, all levels of jealousy that's taken over.
Keeshia Pettit· Host1:08
In a sauna- [laughs] ... but wearing long sleeve.
Laura Byrne· Host1:11
But wearing a jumper, for modesty. [laughs] Yeah. Anyway, it's gonna be fun. I actually love India, and I can't wait, but I'll give you those updates shortly. And we're here for Ask Uncut.
Keeshia Pettit· Host1:20
Yes, where we unpack all of your deep, dark, and burning questions.
Laura Byrne· Host1:23
We certainly do. Before we get into that, it is time for our vibes and unsubscribes. Keesha, what's your vibe?
Keeshia Pettit· Host1:28
Okay, look, my vibe this week,