Paul Kent· Guest0:00
This guy, he was so stupid. So anyway, I, I hunted him down. As soon as I heard his voice, his little high-pitched voice, I hung up and I thought, "What am I doing?"
Warren Smith· Host0:08
[laughs] [upbeat music] G'day, welcome to Kenny Blitz, Ask Kenty Edition. Uh, we're coming to you Sunday morning after ANZAC Day yesterday. Kenty, I was gonna ask, your best ever two-up story.
Paul Kent· Guest0:22
[laughs] My one. I got burned a couple years ago.
Warren Smith· Host0:26
[laughs] Oh, fancy that.
Paul Kent· Guest0:28
Well, I got in a throw, to throw the coins and, uh, threw tails, and mate, gee, I copped it there. But what are my pet hate with ANZAC Day, and, and this is a tradition we are fast losing s- uh, side of here, is the way, uh, two-up is played in the, in the pubs, and people getting in and they're running games, they got no idea. A couple years ago, I'm not gonna name the pub, but it's over in the eastern suburbs.
Warren Smith· Host0:51
Could you, mate?
Paul Kent· Guest0:52
[laughs] You might be right there. [laughs] Anyway, this little Irish bloke's running the game, like dead set a backpacker.
Warren Smith· Host0:59
A two-up game?
Paul Kent· Guest1:00
Two-up game. He's running the- On ANZAC Day ... he's running the two-up. Little Irish backpacker's running the game. And this little- [laughs] ... Irish girl got in, and she got the, the kip. She threw the coins up, and the coins just went up like that, flat as.
Warren Smith· Host1:13
Mm.
Paul Kent· Guest1:14
Came down, they didn't even spin when they hit the ground, they just hit and bounced up and just went down. And he went, "Heads." [laughs] And I said, "Mate, you can't pay that. The coins didn't spin." He said, "Settle down, mate." [laughs] He said, "It's all a bit of fun." [laughs] I said, "It might be fun for you."
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