Armchair Anonymous: Wild Card XIII

Dax Shepard· Host0:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepherd. I'm joined by Mike Padman.

Monica Padman· Host0:07

Michael.

Dax Shepard· Host0:08

Today we have wild card number 13.

Monica Padman· Host0:12

Oh, wow.

Dax Shepard· Host0:13

Unlucky number 13.

Monica Padman· Host0:14

A baker's dozen, if you will.

Dax Shepard· Host0:16

A baker's D.

Monica Padman· Host0:17

Yeah.

Dax Shepard· Host0:18

[laughs] If you, if you prefer.

Monica Padman· Host0:19

A BD.

Dax Shepard· Host0:19

[laughs] Please enjoy Wild Card.

Speaker 3· Soundbite0:22

Hard times come and go. Good times take 'em slow. My life, I've had 'em both. Remember one thing you gotta know. I'ma keep on shining.

Monica Padman· Host0:40

Hello.

Dax Shepard· Host0:44

Hello.

Monica Padman· Host0:44

How are you?

Dax Shepard· Host0:45

I notice you have some indoor flora, and that's really lovely. Tell me about that.

Sarah0:50

Thank you. This is my money tree. It's doing really well.

Monica Padman· Host0:54

Yeah, very well. They don't get that big.

Dax Shepard· Host0:57

Tell me about a money tree.

Sarah0:58

Oh, God, I don't really know anything about it [laughs] other than its name, and that it's ridiculously easy to take care of. And then my spider plant, questionable, not doing so well.

Dax Shepard· Host1:07

You have a spider plant and a money tree. You only want flora that has a kinda different name.

Sarah1:13

Yes.

Dax Shepard· Host1:14

Maybe you should get a rubber tree too.

Sarah1:16

I actually have one.

Dax Shepard· Host1:17

[laughs] No, you don't.

Sarah1:18

I do. [laughs] My dad gave it to me.

Monica Padman· Host1:20

Aw.

Dax Shepard· Host1:20

Oh my goodness. Is it mature enough for you to harvest rubber from it?

Sarah1:23

No. I'm deathly allergic, too, so it sits in a jar in my window. It's happy. I'm not gonna touch it.

Dax Shepard· Host1:29

Yeah, I just saw how they do