Armchair Anonymous: Wild Card XII

Dax Shepard· Host0:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rather, and I'm joined by Monica Padman.

Speaker 10:05

Hi.

Dax Shepard· Host0:06

Today is Wild Card 12.

Speaker 10:10

12?

Dax Shepard· Host0:11

I cannot believe we've had 12 Wild Cards.

Speaker 10:15

Wow. We love a Wild Card.

Dax Shepard· Host0:16

We do, 'cause you don't know what you're gonna get. Are you gonna get sepsis?

Speaker 10:20

Uh-oh.

Dax Shepard· Host0:20

Someone might.

Speaker 10:21

Uh oh. [laughs] [laughs] Spoiler.

Dax Shepard· Host0:23

[laughs] Yeah, this is Wild, as promised, as advertised. Please enjoy Wild Card 12.

Speaker 2· Soundbite0:30

Hard times come and go. Good times, take them slow. My life, I had them both. Remember one thing you gotta know. I'ma keep on shining.

Dax Shepard· Host0:49

Hello.

Speaker 10:52

Hi.

Dax Shepard· Host0:53

I see you're in your closet.

Speaker 10:55

I am. My closet is tiny. I live in a Cape Cod house, so it's quite small.

Dax Shepard· Host0:59

How long have you lived there?

Speaker 11:00

I have been here for about five years.

Dax Shepard· Host1:02

You and who?

Speaker 11:03

My husband.

Dax Shepard· Host1:04

How long have you been married?

Speaker 11:05

About three years. He and his parents actually renovated this whole house, and then the last nail was hammered in, and I met him that next month.

Dax Shepard· Host1:13

Oh, what timing. That's perfect.

Speaker 11:15

[laughs] Yeah, it worked out great for me.

Dax Shepard· Host1:16

And then you lived there in sin for a couple years, and then you tied the knot?

Speaker 11:19

Yeah, as the Lord intended.

Dax Shepard· Host1:21

Okay, great. [laughs] What fake name are you gonna use?

Speaker 11:24

I told my friend I would use her name, so I'm going to be Brooke today.

Dax Shepard· Host1:27

Okay, great. I like the name Brooke.