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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

6/5/202646 min

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they stole something.

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Clips

Mafia Bat Showdown
Handcuffed Through Kohl’s
Cashews Everywhere, Nude Horror
Launching The ‘Stolen’ Car

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Dax Shepard· Host0:00

    Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Buck Rogers, and I'm joined by Jeanne Lightyear, and today is Stealing Part Three.

  2. Monica Padman· Host0:08

    Woo-hoo.

  3. Dax Shepard· Host0:08

    Tell us about a time you stole something. People are stealing stuff.

  4. Monica Padman· Host0:13

    [laughs] They are out there stealing. Especially you.

  5. Dax Shepard· Host0:16

    Yeah.

  6. Monica Padman· Host0:17

    You've done it once or twice.

  7. Dax Shepard· Host0:17

    A little bit more, but still not a ton.

  8. Monica Padman· Host0:20

    Okay.

  9. Dax Shepard· Host0:20

    Okay.

  10. Monica Padman· Host0:20

    It wasn't a pattern?

  11. Dax Shepard· Host0:22

    No, I had friends that were much worse.

  12. Monica Padman· Host0:24

    Okay.

  13. Dax Shepard· Host0:24

    I'll just say that.

  14. Monica Padman· Host0:25

    Okay.

  15. Dax Shepard· Host0:26

    And I had friends that were better. You.

  16. Monica Padman· Host0:27

    Thank you.

  17. Dax Shepard· Host0:28

    Yeah.

  18. Monica Padman· Host0:28

    I stole once.

  19. Dax Shepard· Host0:30

    Cookies.

  20. Monica Padman· Host0:30

    Yeah.

  21. Dax Shepard· Host0:31

    Please enjoy Stealing Part Three. We are supported by Quince, Monica.

  22. Monica Padman· Host0:37

    Mm-hmm.

  23. Dax Shepard· Host0:38

    We love Quince.

  24. Monica Padman· Host0:39

    We do. We do love Quince.

  25. Dax Shepard· Host0:40

    We genuinely do. I've become obsessed with how they do things. They make these European linen shorts and shirts 100% European linen, and they feel incredible. Lightweight, breathable, but still look polished.

  26. Monica Padman· Host0:53

    And it's perfect for this time of year. Spring loves linen. I feel like everything they make is super luxe, but it doesn't break the bank.

  27. Dax Shepard· Host1:01

    Yeah, and the way they keep prices low is they work directly with ethical factories. No middleman, no retail markup, so you're getting premium materials at 50 to 80% less than comparable brands. Like, those linen shorts start at $34.

  28. Monica Padman· Host1:14

    I know. I hate to keep talking about the linen shorts, but guys, the linen shorts are really, really cute. They look classic, they look timeless, they look really expensive, and they're so comfortable. I was honestly surprised by how good they feel.

  29. Dax Shepard· Host1:29

    Yeah. They're very breathable.

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