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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Stalking III

7/17/202653 min

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a crazy stalking story.

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Clips

Peephole Premonition
Serial Predator Revelation
Disturbing Polaroid Discovery
Attacker Becomes Lifesaver
"Unauthorized Ejaculation" Line

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Dax Shepard· Host0:00

    Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepherd. I'm joined by Lily Padman, who's currently trying to look up a fact to disprove me- [laughs] ... on something.

  2. Monica Padman· Host0:09

    It's an opinion, really.

  3. Dax Shepard· Host0:10

    But I'll carry right on. Today is, this is a big trigger warning episode in that it's Stalking Part 3.

  4. Monica Padman· Host0:17

    Oof.

  5. Dax Shepard· Host0:18

    So, you know Stalking's gonna have all the stuff you might expect in stalking.

  6. Monica Padman· Host0:21

    It's really tough.

  7. Dax Shepard· Host0:23

    It's really tough, but it was really good, too.

  8. Monica Padman· Host0:26

    It was.

  9. Dax Shepard· Host0:26

    Yeah, incredible. Um- I recommend listening to this one. Please enjoy Stalking Part 3.

  10. Speaker 3· Soundbite0:32

    [upbeat music] Hard times come and go. Good times, take 'em slow. My life, I had 'em both. Remember one thing you gotta know. I'm a keep on shining.

  11. Monica Padman· Host0:51

    Oh, I got your shirt.

  12. Dax Shepard· Host0:55

    Oh.

  13. Callie0:56

    Armchair-y.

  14. Monica Padman· Host0:57

    That looks so cute on you.

  15. Dax Shepard· Host0:59

    Yeah, it does.

  16. Callie1:00

    Stop. I can't take in a compliment from you.

  17. Dax Shepard· Host1:03

    [laughs] [laughs] That's fantastic.

  18. Callie1:05

    Thank you so much.

  19. Dax Shepard· Host1:07

    What time zone are you in?

  20. Callie1:08

    Central.

  21. Dax Shepard· Host1:08

    Central.

  22. Monica Padman· Host1:10

    Wow.

  23. Dax Shepard· Host1:11

    Wow.

  24. Monica Padman· Host1:11

    That feels special. I'm already so sad you got stalked.

  25. Dax Shepard· Host1:14

    Oh, sure.

  26. Monica Padman· Host1:15

    But I also get it- Unless it was by Brad Pitt ... 'cause you're so cute.

  27. Callie1:18

    I had a sex dream about Brad Pitt last night.

  28. Dax Shepard· Host1:20

    You did?

  29. Callie1:21

    Yeah.

  30. Dax Shepard· Host1:21

    Can we pause, Kelly, to hear Monica's sex dream about Brad Pitt?

  31. Monica Padman· Host1:24

    I would love to.

  32. Callie1:25

    No.

  33. Dax Shepard· Host1:25

    Yeah, yeah.

  34. Callie1:26

    I don't really remember the details. We were just having sex.

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