Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Dax Shepard· Host0:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepherd and I'm joined by Lily Padman.

Monica Padman· Host0:05

Hi.

Dax Shepard· Host0:05

Today is crazy spring break disaster stories.

Monica Padman· Host0:11

Woo! Spring break.

Dax Shepard· Host0:12

Oh, what a ripe place for a disaster. There's so much- Oh, God ... alcohol consumption.

Monica Padman· Host0:16

Yeah.

Dax Shepard· Host0:16

You're on the road. You're out of your known environment.

Monica Padman· Host0:20

You have freedom for maybe the first time.

Dax Shepard· Host0:22

You have very high expectations.

Monica Padman· Host0:24

That's right. [laughs] That's right.

Dax Shepard· Host0:26

This is... It's a lethal combo.

Monica Padman· Host0:28

Yeah.

Dax Shepard· Host0:28

Guess what? Things go wrong. Please enjoy Crazy Spring Break Disasters.

Speaker 2· Soundbite0:33

Hard times come and go. Good times, take them slow. My life, I had them both. Remember one thing you gotta know. I'm a keep on shining.

Mary0:53

Hello.

Monica Padman· Host0:56

Hello.

Dax Shepard· Host0:57

Hi. Is this Mary?

Mary0:58

This is Mary.

Dax Shepard· Host0:59

What are all these fun posters behind you?

Mary1:01

Ari Shaffir signed our poster. We love to go to comedy shows, me and my boyfriend. And then out of the park, I'm from Cleveland, so it's a Cleveland Indians little kid pitching a ball. And we just got back from Vegas in December, so there's a cash out voucher. There's like, nothing on it. [laughs] [laughs] And then that's from a brewery in Montana that says Maverick Mary.

Monica Padman· Host1:20

Ooh.

Mary1:20

And I insisted I have it 'cause it was my name.

Monica Padman· Host1:22

These are all very personal.

Mary1:24

These ones aren't. That's Joe Dirt, just a favorite movie.

Dax Shepard· Host1:27

And are you currently in Cleveland, or where are you at now?

Mary1:29

I