Armchair Anonymous: Scams II

Dax Shepard· Host0:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Randall Shepherd, joined by Lily Padman. And today we have Scams Part Two.

Monica Padman· Host0:08

Scams are sad.

Dax Shepard· Host0:09

They are sad. Sad warning.

Monica Padman· Host0:11

Yeah, but they're interesting and they're informative.

Dax Shepard· Host0:14

They're very informative. They're, they're- One of them specifically- They're- ...

Monica Padman· Host0:16

I was like, "That could definitely be me."

Dax Shepard· Host0:18

They're great cautionary tales.

Monica Padman· Host0:20

Yes.

Dax Shepard· Host0:20

Every time I open my email, there's two dozen attempts to scam me. My texts, they're now attempting to scam me. It's- The world is out to get you. Yeah. [laughs] The world is a vampire. Please enjoy Scams Part Two. We are supported by HP. My mental to-do list is already full. Uh, fix something around the house, refill prescriptions, remember to text someone back, keep track of a million little life things. The last thing I want on that list is, "Oh, don't forget printer ink."

Monica Padman· Host0:50

No, it's horrible.

Dax Shepard· Host0:51

It's the bane of everyone's existence. What if you could just take that off your list for years?

Monica Padman· Host0:57

The dream.

Dax Shepard· Host0:57

That's the idea behind the HP Smart Tank printer from America's most trusted printer brand. Instead of those tiny cartridges that always seem to run out at the worst time, the HP Smart Tank uses a refillable ink tank, and it comes with up to three years of ink included. It's built to be simple, the easiest tank printer you'll ever use, with the best print quality, period. It's the last printer you'll ever need. You know right before a trip when you're trying to print out a reservation or itinerary and you realize you haven't touched your printer in months? This is the kinda thing that's just ready when