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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors II

6/19/20261 hr

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a story about a crazy neighbor.

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Clips

Fake Pedophile Flyer Nightmare
House Explodes Downhill
Should We Punch Her?
Surveyors Go On Lockdown
Bull Ride Brag

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Dax Shepard· Host0:00

    Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepherd, and I'm joined by Lily Padman.

  2. Monica Padman· Host0:05

    Hello.

  3. Dax Shepard· Host0:06

    Today we're going to entertain you with crazy stories of neighbors.

  4. Monica Padman· Host0:12

    We've all been there.

  5. Dax Shepard· Host0:12

    I mean, really, it seems pretty universal, doesn't it?

  6. Monica Padman· Host0:15

    It does.

  7. Dax Shepard· Host0:15

    I've, I've had a handful of questionable neighbors.

  8. Monica Padman· Host0:18

    But these really... These are, uh, tippy-top- Yeah, these are more- ... take the cake ...

  9. Dax Shepard· Host0:22

    extreme than I have ever dealt with.

  10. Monica Padman· Host0:23

    Yeah.

  11. Dax Shepard· Host0:24

    [burps] Oh, that's one of these burps you're talking about. But I knew I did it, and it was... And I couldn't help.

  12. Monica Padman· Host0:29

    I didn't- I couldn't help it. I don't actually think that was one.

  13. Dax Shepard· Host0:33

    That was from all the Colostrum and I've been- Yeah. You- That wasn't one I'm talking about. Okay. Oh, that wasn't one of the tick ones?

  14. Monica Padman· Host0:38

    Yeah.

  15. Dax Shepard· Host0:39

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  16. Monica Padman· Host0:52

    Totally. You figure out what's comfortable for you, and suddenly that's just your entire personality.

  17. Dax Shepard· Host0:57

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  18. Monica Padman· Host1:15

    I know, I feel like a broken record, 'cause I talk about their European linen pants so much, but it's such a good warm weather upgrade, and they start at just $34.

  19. Dax Shepard· Host1:26

    Incredible.

  20. Monica Padman· Host1:27

    Which is amazing.

  21. Dax Shepard· Host1:27

    And everything is priced 50 to 80% less

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