Ari Shaffir - w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
4/20/20261 hr 59 min
Ari Shaffir joins Mark and Sam for a wild, globe-trotting episode covering his eight-month trip through South America, getting denied entry into Nicaragua, partying in Medellín, and sneaking booze into soccer games in ways you definitely should not try. They also get into Knicks playoff hopes, travel loneliness, and why Americans are way too confident abroad. They dive into the art of storytelling in comedy, why comedians might be putting out too much content without actually living life, and how taking time away can actually make you better. Plus, bachelor party chaos, street dogs, cheap beer, and some truly unhinged travel stories. Check out Ari Shaffir’s new storytelling series The End, featuring comics like Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, and more https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Sponsored by: Fuel your day with IQBAR. Get 20 percent off all IQBAR products plus free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 #sponsored Get covered with Ethos Life Insurance https://www.ethos.com/drunk #sponsored Try Willie's Remedy THC tonic for a buzz without the hangoverhttps://drinkwillies.com Code WMBD #sponsored Get rid of pests the easy way with Pestiehttps://pestie.com/mightbedrunk 10 percent off #sponsored Start selling online with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk #sponsored Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AriShaffir #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsMark Normand· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Those are real boards, uh, Peters. Yeah, buddy. Take them outside and do some tricks. Yeah.
Speaker 10:11
Yeah, I like the... We, we maybe should put the... No, no, no, don't cross them. Yeah, yeah, show them. Maybe the Bodega one we put, uh... No, no, no, put it like right here.
Mark Normand· Host0:17
Okay.
Speaker 10:17
Should we put the, uh, Bodega... We could- Hang it up ... hang it up there.
Mark Normand· Host0:20
Oh, we could hang them, right? It's a print.
Speaker 10:21
Might be, might be too tall though for camera.
Mark Normand· Host0:23
Oh, yeah. Put it on that, like pillar. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 10:26
We could get rid of the YouTube thing. Who cares about that?
Sam Morril· Host0:28
[laughs] That's 100,000. That's a big fucking deal. [laughs] [laughs] My kid, my kid saw that and he was like, "You got one of those?"
Mark Normand· Host0:35
Yeah.
Sam Morril· Host0:36
"Can we keep it?"
Mark Normand· Host0:36
People care about that.
Speaker 10:37
Well- People give a shit.
Mark Normand· Host0:38
Where are we at now? Are we going up? 280. All right. All right.
Speaker 10:42
Do we get one for... When's the next one you get?
Mark Normand· Host0:44
A million.
Speaker 10:45
A million?
Mark Normand· Host0:45
Damn, that's tough.
Speaker 30:46
What a jump.
Mark Normand· Host0:47
It's gonna be a couple years.
Speaker 30:47
That's insane. 100,000, a million. That's insane.
Mark Normand· Host0:49
I know, right? Big jump.
Speaker 10:50
Guess we're keeping that up.
Mark Normand· Host0:52
Nah. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] I've never seen Salakis defend anything like that in my life. [laughs] "Are you fucking kidding me? That's a big deal."
Speaker 10:58
Are we recording? [laughs] Should we just, should we just keep that?
Sam Morril· Host1:01
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11:01
That was kind of fun.
Mark Normand· Host1:02
Keep all that in.
Speaker 11:02
That was kind of stupid.
Mark Normand· Host1:04
All right.
Speaker 11:04
Hey, guys.
Mark Normand· Host1:05
Can we shit on Guy or no?
Sam Morril· Host1:06
[laughs] Yeah, so we were supposed to have Guy Fieri on.
Mark Normand· Host1:09
Oh.
Speaker 11:10
Let's not, let's not do that.
Mark Normand· Host1:11
All right.
Sam Morril· Host1:11
Not shit on him, but like- Let's just fucking talk about it. Yeah.
Mark Normand· Host1:13
We're supposed to have Guy on, but he's at a, he's- We're s- we're supposed to have Guy Fieri on the podcast today. Yeah.
Speaker 11:18
And I guess he shook Andrew Tate's hand and we didn't have him.
Mark Normand· Host1:21
Yeah.
Sam Morril· Host1:22
We're going from Guy to Goy? Wait, no.
Mark Normand· Host1:25
No. Guy to No Goy.
Sam Morril· Host1:27
Yes. We're having Ari Shaffir on.
Mark Normand· Host1:29
We'll, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 11:29
I guess this isn't