Ari Matti Returns!
6/25/20261 hr 7 min
Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and actor Ari Matti! You Know Ari Matti from Stand Up Comedy, Kill Tony w/ Tony Hinchcliffe, The Joe Rogan Experience, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Your Mom's House, Stand-Up On The Spot, You Be Trippin' w/ Ari Shaffir, Story Warz, Bertcast, TigerBelly, Stuff Island, Triggernometry, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Warby Parker: Buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at https://warbyparker.com/GARBAGE Promo Code: Garbage Rocket Money: Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE. That's RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE. Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at you.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:03
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host0:03
We got some nice T-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:08
Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at areyougarbage.com while supplies last.
H. Foley· Host0:13
Happy 4th of July. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to- Whoo! ... everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:21
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:21
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're good to be classy- Yeah ... or they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:28
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:29
I'm your host Dave Trolli coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's upstairs peeking out the windows.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:35
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:35
Mike O'Is coming at you from right next. That's a quick one right there. [laughs] Little yeah, little throat chop.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:40
Stick and move.
H. Foley· Host0:40
What's coming at you from right next to me is the CEO of Are You Garbage? Bit of a, you know, international businessman. He gets around.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:46
I dabble.
H. Foley· Host0:47
Germany, France.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:48
Yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:48
Walwood, New Jersey.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:49
Senegal.
H. Foley· Host0:50
Senegal.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:51
Yeah, I just got back.
Ari Matti· Guest0:52
Really?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:52
Yeah.
Ari Matti· Guest0:52
You did, like, shows too?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:53
No.
H. Foley· Host0:53
Nah.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:53
No, my wife's from there. I was just visiting.
Ari Matti· Guest0:55
Your wife is German?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:56
Yeah.
Ari Matti· Guest0:57
Oh, my God. [whistles] Jesus Christ, that must be hell.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:59
[laughs] It ain't great.
Ari Matti· Guest1:01
When I went to, like, uh, backpacking trips, I would meet other backpacker. When you- anytime you saw a German chick, you know she's gonna be, like, so, like, strict, and, like, they're like, they like rules. They're like, "Oh, oh, you are late."
Kevin Ryan· Host1:13
[laughs] [laughs] Yeah, you never called me back.
Ari Matti· Guest1:15
And then they like... There was these two German, German chicks in Romania, in Bucharest. You know, in Bucharest, there's, like, dogs everywhere, eating dogs.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:21
Oh, I heard about that.
Ari Matti· Guest1:22
They're like, the ro- You know ... the ri- they're like, the ribs are out in the corner. You can't even pet dogs there. [laughs] They kick them. They hate dogs. They have a big dog issue. You can't- [laughs] And