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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Ari Matti Is An International Problem

4/1/20261 hr 12 min

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by come...

Clips

Stealing Coffee, Finding Podcasting
Front‑Row Seat to McGregor Break
Outsider Becomes Advantage
‘We Still Rock It’

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] Welcome, welcome, welcome to Your Mom's House [upbeat music] Protein is now at Starbucks, and it's never tasted so good.

  2. Tom Segura· Host0:15

    You can add protein cold foam to your favorite drink, or try one of our new protein lattes or matcha.

  3. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:20

    I'm on my way.

  4. Tom Segura· Host0:21

    Try it today at Starbucks.

  5. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:23

    [upbeat music] These are good cameras.

  6. Tom Segura· Host0:27

    Hell yeah, dude.

  7. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:28

    These are, like, good cameras, dude.

  8. Tom Segura· Host0:30

    Look at those triceps.

  9. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:31

    Yeah.

  10. Tom Segura· Host0:32

    Oh, shit.

  11. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:32

    You see a horse- That's all natural? You see a horn missing a... You see a fucking horse missing a shoe? [laughs] It's right here, dude.

  12. Tom Segura· Host0:40

    [laughs] All right. Welcome- [laughs] [laughs] Welcome to an episode of Your Mom's House. Um, Christina's out on a girls' trip. That sounds fun.

  13. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:49

    Where?

  14. Tom Segura· Host0:49

    Um, she went out west, I think, to crochet and, and white water ra- whatever chicks do. I don't know.

  15. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest0:56

    Yeah, yeah.

  16. Tom Segura· Host0:57

    Um, I'm jealous, but this is good to be here, man.

  17. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:00

    Yeah.

  18. Tom Segura· Host1:00

    It's good to be here.

  19. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:01

    Fuck yeah. I love it.

  20. Tom Segura· Host1:02

    You stay up late when, when no one's home, you know?

  21. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:04

    Thank God.

  22. Tom Segura· Host1:04

    I don't have any rules. I just stay up late.

  23. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:06

    Uh-huh.

  24. Tom Segura· Host1:07

    Don't go to bed.

  25. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:07

    But you got kids, though.

  26. Tom Segura· Host1:07

    I know. That's what I tell them. I'm like, "All right, we're all going to bed," and then I don't.

  27. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:11

    And you stay, hang out- Yeah ... at the east wing of the house.

  28. Tom Segura· Host1:13

    Yes, and I, I just stay up.

  29. Ari Matti Mustonen· Guest1:15

    Yeah.

  30. Tom Segura· Host1:15

    Um, dude, I'm so excited. I mean, I've obviously run into you in the c- at the club a bunch of times- Uh-huh ... but I never got to spend that much time with you. Um, I think, first of all, I have to tell you, I think, personally, I've always thought it's remarkable that somebody

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