"Any ICE Agents In!?" - Washington, USA
5/5/202618 min
Jimmy Carr takes aim at a heckler’s unusual voice by jokingly asking if there are any ICE agents in the room. Jimmy grills the heckler about his "cover story" and his very un-Lebanese name, Sam. To see Jimmy on tour go to http://jimmycarr.com for tickets. If you are looking to protect your wealth with physical gold, then I highly recommend The Pure Gold Company: https://pure-gold.co/jimmy Just click the link in the description to get your free copy of their investor guide. Mention my name when you speak to them and you’ll get 6 months of secure storage for your bullion absolutely free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsJimmy Carr· Host0:00
Oh, hello. I'm Jimmy Carr. Welcome to Jimmy Carr CrowdWork. Here's me with a crowd in Washington, uh, in June 2025. Uh, Any Ice Agents In? That's what we call the episode. Hope it's fun.
Speaker 10:11
Missionary or doggy?
Jimmy Carr· Host0:14
Missionary or doggy? Well, you'll be thrilled to learn, sir, those are not the only two.
Speaker 10:18
[laughing] [applauding] What about being a comedian?
Jimmy Carr· Host0:28
The best part about being a comedian? I mean, work is more fun than fun. [laughing] It's, it's a glorious way to live your life. It's just fucking... I just think of jokes all day, and then I tell you people. It's fun. [laughing] I tell you what it is. There's a, there's a lovely quote. I think it's George Bernard Shaw said it. "We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." And if you think about- [applauding] No, it's lovely. But if you think about what we're doing this evening, it... Well, you could... A fool might think I was the only one playing this evening. I'm playing this theater. All of you are playing as well. Laughter and being in an audience is performative, so it's... We're playing together. It's a conversation. It's fun. It's just this- You get paid. What, sorry?
Speaker 11:11
You get paid.
Jimmy Carr· Host1:12
Oh, baby, yes. [laughing] It's the best kind of play. Ask your mum.
Unknown speaker1:21
[laughing]