"Animal Style" (w/ Caleb Hearon)

Speaker 00:00

This is an iHeart podcast. [upbeat music] Guaranteed human.

Bowen Yang· Host0:03

[upbeat music] Look, Matt.

Matt Rogers· Host0:06

Where? Oh, I see. My, oh my.

Bowen Yang· Host0:08

Bowen, look over there.

Matt Rogers· Host0:09

Wow, is that- Ooh, ah ... culture? Yes.

Bowen Yang· Host0:11

My goodness.

Matt Rogers· Host0:11

Oh, wow.

Bowen Yang· Host0:12

Yeah.

Speaker 00:12

Las Culturistas.

Bowen Yang· Host0:14

Ding dong.

Matt Rogers· Host0:15

Ding dong.

Bowen Yang· Host0:15

Las Culturistas calling.

Matt Rogers· Host0:17

Las Culturistas calling. We're talking nails on both the hands and feet. We're talking pedicures, manicures- Feet nails ... how we like to get them.

Bowen Yang· Host0:23

Hand nails. Yep.

Matt Rogers· Host0:24

The hangups that go into scheduling them.

Bowen Yang· Host0:27

So, uh, I, I go like, my, my, my nails become like, um, pica, is that what it is?

Matt Rogers· Host0:35

Just like- I c- it starts to flake.

Bowen Yang· Host0:37

Like I s- I, I peel layer by layer of keratin.

Matt Rogers· Host0:40

So I guess what we're all saying is we're nail biters here. This is a nail biter community.

Bowen Yang· Host0:43

I've since been reformed. I've since reformed. You- They look amazing, I have to say. No, I don't know about that.

Matt Rogers· Host0:50

They look great. And that's the... You have such nice jewelry, you want people to notice it, clearly. So when everyone looks at your fingers, it's like, "They better be together, those little cute..."

Bowen Yang· Host0:59

Sure. Sure. Um, but you are, you're, you're chronic with it. [laughs] You are a chronic biter.

Matt Rogers· Host1:04

Chronic nail biter. That is how my anxiety manifests.

Bowen Yang· Host1:07

That's right.

Matt Rogers· Host1:07

You know, when I was a little boy, I was flexible enough to put my toe in my, uh, toenail in my mouth. And then my mother saw me s- saw me doing it one time. I was like seven or eight, and she was, she sat me down like I had, like, done something really wrong.

Bowen Yang· Host1:21

And- And she was like, "I wanna talk to you about what it is you've been, been doing" Was the fetish born or killed- [laughs] ... in that moment?

Matt Rogers· Host1:27

I guess killed, uh, 'cause sh- it was like, it was really