An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
4/7/202656 min
Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress category during the primetime telecast of the 2027 Emmy Awards: roles for which we have physically, cosmetically, and emotionally been preparing for our entire lives. Given the extraordinary performances from Lisa Kudrow in The Comeback and Jean Smart in Hacks, we can scarcely imagine a greater privilege than to stand at that glistening podium, maintain impeccable posture, and display our genetically-natural beauty and elegance without incident or visible flop sweat. We hereby earnestly...
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Speaker 10:28
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Speaker 20:39
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Speaker 10:46
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Speaker 31:00
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Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:07
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Trixie Mattel· Host1:10
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Speaker 31:17
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Trixie Mattel· Host1:23
Bad advice? You talking to me?
Speaker 31:25
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Unknown speaker1:27
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