Almost There
5/8/202628 min
Ralph and Denny are only a short drive from Willow Crest Falls but, decide to stop for nourishment and also to ask around about Brandon and Willow Crest Falls. After a short stay in town the guys quickly realize they are going to need a little help and turn to an unlikely source.
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First 90 secondsDennis· Host0:00
[gentle music] Oh my God.
Ralph· Host0:06
And then you put in just a little bit of rosemary and some cubeb.
Dennis· Host0:10
Some cumin? What?
Ralph· Host0:11
Cubeb.
Dennis· Host0:13
Dude, I think it's cumin.
Ralph· Host0:14
No, it's cubeb.
Dennis· Host0:16
All right. Well, well, fuck.
Ralph· Host0:18
Now, again, to top it off, you just put in a, a tiny ... Basically what you do is you take a cheese grater- A cheese grater? ... and you grate up some black licorice right there into the creamed corn.
Dennis· Host0:28
Really?
Ralph· Host0:28
You seal it up, and boom, Denny's famous all-American creamed corn.
Dennis· Host0:32
Oh.
Ralph· Host0:33
Shit, if it is, now we're defunct and, you know- Well, yeah ... it's not really a thing. I still have like a fucking lifetime supply- I get that ... of Denny's creamed corn.
Dennis· Host0:42
I, yeah, I understand.
Ralph· Host0:42
I think, 'cause let me tell you something, Brad.
Dennis· Host0:44
Oh, my God.
Ralph· Host0:44
And listen up, listen good, 'cause your demeanor will change when you hear this.
Dennis· Host0:47
It's already changed, dude.
Ralph· Host0:49
Creamed corn is God.
Dennis· Host0:51
What?
Ralph· Host0:52
You might not believe in religion or God or anything, but I can tell you now, creamed corn is God.
Dennis· Host0:56
No, dude, I don't think that- Yes ... creamed corn is God. What, what the fuck are you talking about?
Ralph· Host1:01
Ralph.
Dennis· Host1:01
Dude, you got ... Oh, my God, I just can't, I can't stand you sometimes.
Ralph· Host1:04
Ralph.
Dennis· Host1:05
Oh, my God, I wanna put you down- Calm down.
Ralph· Host1:06
Oh, my God ...
Dennis· Host1:06
so fucking bad, no cap, dude.
Ralph· Host1:07
Ralph, you've got some serious- Ugh ... anger issues, and it'd be- Yeah ... do, do you some good if you let me do some peer mediation for you.
Dennis· Host1:14
Peer mediation? What?
Ralph· Host1:16
Well, yeah, you know, like I'll act like your therapist.
Dennis· Host1:19
Ugh.
Ralph· Host1:19
So just tell me how the, how, what's bug- what's bugging you?
Dennis· Host1:22
What's bugging me is that you open your mouth and dumb shit falls out, dude.
Ralph· Host1:25
Mm-hmm. Okay. And how does that make you feel?
Dennis· Host1:27
It makes me feel pretty pissed off because it's annoying- Well- ... and I