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Bad Chat with Greg James and Alice Levine

Alice and Greg have entered the Bad Chat

5/4/20262 min

Join the former colleagues, now legal Next of Kin, talk like nobody's watching, except the whole thing is filmed in HD and shared across every podcast platform. 

What’s it all about? None of your business! Rude to ask. If you want to find out, join us every Thursday.

This is a club for sharing the best-worst parts of the week; shame spirals, existential crises, petty grievances, mild injustices - and this is just Greg’s morning. We will be forensic about the trivial, dramatic about the inconsequential, you can’t ask for fairer than that.

Send in your questions, obsessions and confessions to hello@badchatclub.com, via WhatsApp on 07775 199 566 or by leaving a message on our answerphone: 0333 011 2814.

Bad Chat is a Persephonica production.

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Clips

Threatening Listeners, Take Two
Hub for Dreamers, Schemers, Stalkers
None of Your Business Pitch

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Greg James· Host0:00

    Okay, we on? Level?

  2. Alice Levine· Host0:01

    Hello.

  3. Greg James· Host0:03

    Well, it's not a sex line.

  4. Alice Levine· Host0:04

    [laughs] Then I don't think I know what the show is.

  5. Greg James· Host0:07

    It's a podcast called Bad Chat with you and me. And look, I'm not gonna sit here and beg people to like and subscribe so that they get the new episode when it drops, I hate saying drops, on a Thursday.

  6. Alice Levine· Host0:16

    My feeling is we shouldn't tell them, we should show them. [gentle music] I don't really know what I mean by that, but then I'd hope they would cut and then it would go into us.

  7. Greg James· Host0:27

    [beep] [upbeat music] It's a club, it's a hub, it's a space for the dreamers.

  8. Alice Levine· Host0:34

    Oh, no, don't do that.

  9. Greg James· Host0:35

    The schemers- No ... the believers.

  10. Alice Levine· Host0:38

    This is not a bank advert 10 years ago.

  11. Greg James· Host0:40

    This, this one goes out to the walkers and the talkers in the late night.

  12. Alice Levine· Host0:43

    Stalkers.

  13. Greg James· Host0:44

    [laughs] Stalkers. [laughs] No, maybe not that one.

  14. Alice Levine· Host0:46

    [beep] "You come to me ask- asking me to listen to your podcast." Godfather.

  15. Greg James· Host0:54

    [beep] I can't do any specific impressions of any of those people, but I can do a good impression of a cross-form tutor. "Uh, year nine, that's not how we behave, is it? Year 11s are in there, and they've got their exams next week."

  16. Alice Levine· Host1:08

    Now, I love that.

  17. Greg James· Host1:09

    Mm.

  18. Alice Levine· Host1:09

    I guess I'm just thinking how does it make people listen to this? [beep] If you don't listen, I will kill your family.

  19. Greg James· Host1:17

    I think that's too much.

  20. Alice Levine· Host1:18

    Do you think?

  21. Greg James· Host1:19

    Yes.

  22. Alice Levine· Host1:19

    Oh.

  23. Greg James· Host1:20

    Softer.

  24. Alice Levine· Host1:20

    Okay.

  25. Greg James· Host1:20

    Try again.

  26. Alice Levine· Host1:21

    Okay.

  27. Greg James· Host1:21

    Softer.

  28. Alice Levine· Host1:21

    If you don't listen, I'll kill your family.

  29. Greg James· Host1:24

    No, you can't just do it with a smile.

  30. Alice Levine· Host1:25

    Oh.

  31. Greg James· Host1:25

    [beep] Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat.

  32. Alice Levine· Host1:28

    Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat, Bad Chat.

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