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AJ Marroquin Wants to Throw Someone

2/5/20261 hr 7 min

Welcome! This week’s guest is the hilarious AJ Marroquin! AJ and Caleb talk growing up in Kansas, co-worker energy, a harrowing trip they took together to England, strength, and so much more! 

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First 90 seconds
  1. Speaker 00:00

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  2. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:16

    [gentle music] Wave.

  3. Caleb Hearon· Host0:19

    Are you squatting?

  4. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:22

    Yes. No, I'm not doing anything.

  5. Caleb Hearon· Host0:24

    Squatting stairmaster?

  6. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:24

    I did go, I got, I got a trainer recently, and then he was like, [laughs] "What's your fitness goal?" And I was like, "I wanna be able to throw someone so hard I kill them." [laughs] [laughs] Joking.

  7. Caleb Hearon· Host0:35

    You're not gonna do it.

  8. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:36

    Joking. Yeah.

  9. Caleb Hearon· Host0:36

    You're not gonna do it.

  10. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:37

    'Cause I wanted to lighten the mood. I'm so uncomfortable at the gym, so I said that, and he, without even smiling, goes, "We can get you there."

  11. Caleb Hearon· Host0:42

    [laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music] Are we recording? Well, turn it off, I don't wanna talk to this- Sorry.

  12. AJ Marroquin· Guest0:55

    Sorry. AJ, I'm sorry. Don't apologize to me, apologize to my wife and my kids. [laughs] [laughs] They're outside listening to this.

  13. Caleb Hearon· Host1:04

    They're sitting out there, cold, they're not allowed in.

  14. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:07

    Hungry.

  15. Caleb Hearon· Host1:08

    How are you, babe?

  16. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:09

    I am tired.

  17. Caleb Hearon· Host1:11

    Yeah.

  18. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:11

    But I'm here.

  19. Caleb Hearon· Host1:12

    Yeah.

  20. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:13

    Yeah.

  21. Caleb Hearon· Host1:13

    Yeah.

  22. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:13

    Yeah. Feeling dry too.

  23. Caleb Hearon· Host1:15

    Dry?

  24. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:16

    Yeah.

  25. Caleb Hearon· Host1:16

    Oh, well then why do you look so wet?

  26. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:18

    [laughs] [laughs] I walked into it.

  27. Caleb Hearon· Host1:22

    Yeah, you set, you set me up for that one.

  28. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:24

    I walked into it. How are you?

  29. Caleb Hearon· Host1:25

    I'm good. I'm good. I love your new neck tattoos.

  30. AJ Marroquin· Guest1:28

    Thank you so much.

  31. Caleb Hearon· Host1:29

    They're looking really good.

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