Adult Wet Dreams
5/13/20261 hr 15 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[upbeat music] Liberty Mutual And Doug. There's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual, even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show. Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date? Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Ah. Me to a human, him to a bird. Yeah, the bird looks out of your league anyways. Get a quote at libertymutual.com or with your local agent. [singing] Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty What actual hole are people enjoying?
Ray J· Soundbite0:34
That's what we're asking. [laughs] 'Cause somebody could be a ear fucker.
Trevor Wallace· Host0:38
Sometimes you're in her vagina, sometimes you're in her ass, sometimes you're in her brother's ass.
Ray J· Soundbite0:42
[laughs] It's all the same hole.
Trevor Wallace· Host0:43
But a hole is a hole. Did you have a wet dream?
Michael Blaustein· Host0:47
Yeah.
Trevor Wallace· Host0:49
It was bound to happen.
Michael Blaustein· Host0:51
Dude.
Trevor Wallace· Host0:51
Buddy.
Michael Blaustein· Host0:52
Dude, I w- I was... It's... Fuck. It's my fidget spinner. I, um- And when was it?
Trevor Wallace· Host0:56
Was it this morning?
Michael Blaustein· Host0:57
No, no, no, it was thurly four days ago. But dude- Thurly? I said three or four days ago.
Trevor Wallace· Host1:02
Oh.
Michael Blaustein· Host1:02
It was thorough. But- You bang the words out of your brain. [blows raspberry] But dude, I like... I was... [sighs] It was... But yeah, I... That's how I felt. It was, like, bound to happen. I was kind of upset that it didn't happen, and I'm like, "God doesn't wanna fucking touch me."
Trevor Wallace· Host1:14
Yeah. And what playoff game were you thinking about?
Michael Blaustein· Host1:16
Dude, the second one.
Trevor Wallace· Host1:18
Really?
Michael Blaustein· Host1:19
The second one. It gives no fucking whatever, um, specificity. No, dude, but I... I... What? That's actually a good question. What was I watching before? It was basketball.