Adult Happy Meal! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4/27/20261 hr 7 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Chubbies: Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code garbage at https://chubbiesshorts.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, that Back on the Block tour just keeps a-rollin' on. Grab your tickets, grab the squad, come on out, see the boys.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:05
Yeah, this May we got Los Angeles, then we're doing the Comedy Cellar in New York City, a little AYG and friends show, Portland, Maine. Those tickets are going fast. We got two shows in Pittsburgh, uh, then Cleveland, Ohio, Atlantic City, New Jersey this summer. The boys are going down the shore. And then Comedy Works in Denver. Get those tickets. Come to a live show. We love yous.
H. Foley· Host0:23
Love yous. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's- Ooh ... favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:32
You know it.
H. Foley· Host0:32
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if the group can be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:40
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:41
I'm your host H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She woke me up 6:00 in the morning.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:47
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:47
Blasting Chaka Khan.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:49
[laughs] Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:50
Bumping.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:50
All right.
H. Foley· Host0:51
Going old school on me.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:52
Nice.
H. Foley· Host0:53
You know what I mean?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:53
I feel you, dog.
H. Foley· Host0:54
My co-host is coming at you from across the tables. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. He is my best pal in the whole wide world, and with summer approaching, back to being the king of the boards.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:09
Ooh.
H. Foley· Host1:09
Big show in Atlantic City coming up down here in the shore.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:11
You ain't lying.
H. Foley· Host1:12
Whoo.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:12
Get them tickies, gang.
H. Foley· Host1:13
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:15
What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the charts.
H. Foley· Host1:25
We're in the charts, dog.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:26
We're in the fucking charts, baby.
H. Foley· Host1:27
We're in the charts.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:28
Slowly getting to the top of