Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!
5/28/202628 min
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.
The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.
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00:00 Introduction
01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge
04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate
07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI
08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy
11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?
15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions
20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick
22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat
24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations
26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsAbbey Clancy· Host0:00
It's actually not just a job for us. We actually really enjoy this.
Peter Crouch· Host0:03
I'll be honest with you, like we couldn't bear each other this morning.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:06
Still can't bear each other.
Gaz· Host0:07
[laughing] [laughing] How are you guys with smells and fluids?
Peter Crouch· Host0:10
[laughs] What about double whammy smelly fluids? [laughs] Read a stat the other day, men who get called daddy in bed experience a 300% spike in testosterone.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:20
Ugh.
Gaz· Host0:21
Yeah.
Peter Crouch· Host0:21
You know what you've gotta do tonight, baby.
Gaz· Host0:23
[laughing] [farting] Obrigado.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:27
[laughing] Hey guys, if you're enjoying our content, please like and subscribe. [lips smacking] Ask me anything.
Peter Crouch· Host0:34
Shaba.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:36
Hello, and welcome to The Therapy Couch: Ask Me Anything with me, Abbie Clance.
Peter Crouch· Host0:40
And me, Pig.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:41
[laughing] [laughing] You need to wake up. [laughing] God. Whoa. Yeah.
Gaz· Host0:47
Jesus, okay.
Peter Crouch· Host0:48
Unbelievable.
Gaz· Host0:49
I like it. Me for the couch.
Peter Crouch· Host0:51
[laughing] Oh, do I have to do it?
Abbey Clancy· Host0:52
Yeah.
Gaz· Host0:53
With me, guys.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:54
Woo.
Peter Crouch· Host0:56
Woo.
Gaz· Host0:56
Wow.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:56
We need to get this party started.
Gaz· Host0:57
What a vibe.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:57
Guys.
Gaz· Host0:58
Yeah.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:58
Bored to death sitting with you three. Come on.
Peter Crouch· Host1:00
Fucking hell.
Gaz· Host1:01
It was freezing to death over there.
Peter Crouch· Host1:02
Jesus, you two feather up your knickers.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:04
[laughing] I want you to ask me loads of things and entertain me.
Peter Crouch· Host1:09
Okay. Jenny Ingram?
Abbey Clancy· Host1:11
Jenny Ingram.
Gaz· Host1:11
Jenny Ingram.
Peter Crouch· Host1:12
Jenny Ingram. Um- [laughing] Why do I feel like I know her? I reckon you know someone called Jenny and, and an Ingram. [laughs] You know, Charles Ingram was the guy that coughed at, um, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Gaz· Host1:23
Who Wants to Be a... How have you remembered that? What?
Peter Crouch· Host1:24
Yeah.
Gaz· Host1:24
Paul. [laughing] What? Said Paul. Yeah, Major Charles Ingram.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:27
He can remember that but he can't remember three things on a shopping list when I send him to the