A No-Stick Anointing | Joel Osteen
6/4/202631 min
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First 90 secondsJoel Osteen· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast, and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. [audience clapping] Well, God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in, and thank you again for coming out. And I like to start with something funny, and of course, this is not doctrinally correct. It's just to make us laugh. But I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a Charismatic. They died and went to heaven on the same day. Saint Peter said, "I'm sorry, men, but your rooms are not available yet." He didn't know quite what to do, so he decided to call Satan to see if he would keep them for a little while. [laughs] Satan reluctantly agreed. In a few hours, Satan called back and said, "Peter, you gotta come get these guys. The Baptist man is saving everybody." [laughs] "The Catholic man is forgiving everybody, and the Charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning." [laughs] Hold up your Bibles. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today, I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. God bless you.