A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
3/10/202648 min
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and every half-baked batshirt thought that ricochets around in their glamorous skull caverns. Listen as every ding-dang topic gets dragged through the glittery mud by two world-class gobshites armed with surgically-hilarious horseshirt opinions that make you think, "Holy shiitake mushroom she has a point." It is a full-throttle fartknuckling, crapweaseling, beefwobbling, shut-the-front-door spectacle of elegance and idiocy, so sit your bass down, shut your fishlips, and enjoy this monkey-fighting, son-of-a-nutcracker masterpiece of an episode...
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:28
We are very excited to announce that our Very Bald and Very Beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:36
I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates, and my New Year's resolution is q- q- quality over quantity.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:41
Over quantity. And I agree.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:41
And we're doing it.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:42
We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto?
Trixie Mattel· Host0:46
Queen.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:47
[laughs] [laughs] We sure did, so you [censored] Bostonians and Toronto and Torontites or whatever the [censored] you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:55
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:55
Snatch, snatch them up.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:56
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities, and we are not doing that many of these this year.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:01
No, it's gonna be hot, it's gonna be exclusive, it's gonna be fabulous.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:05
Tickets available now at trixieandkaty.com.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:07
Queen.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:08
I'll take one cigarette.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:10
[laughs] That's so good.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:15
[upbeat music] Get [censored]. Get [censored]. That was the first thing I hope people hear when they turn on this pod. [laughs] Do you know what I mean?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:25
Get [censored].
Trixie Mattel· Host1:26
Oh, yeah, our last pod said like- Age restriction ... we got an age restriction, and