A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
2/17/202653 min
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried off to a prison of unimaginable cruelty. As flocks of braying geese vanish and reappear as if by magic, I open my body into impossible splits and liquid arcs of dance so resplendent that the very air seems to blush at my elegance. Out of the ether appears Ana De Armas, her tender hand taking mine as we enter a fevered tango of devotion and spin, dipping...
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Speaker 10:28
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Speaker 20:39
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Speaker 31:00
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Speaker 41:07
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Gary Busey· Soundbite1:10
[laughs] Never fly during a Scorpio full moon.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:14
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Speaker 31:17
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Trixie Mattel· Host1:23
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Speaker 31:25
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Unknown speaker1:27
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