A Knight in Shining Shaun-the-Sheep-T-Shirt | The Thai Cave Rescue (Part 1)
5/11/202656 min
Who Will Answer The Call Of The Autism Bat Signal? Thai Cave Rescue (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Normal Life Is A Zoo 05:50 - I Got The Job Done! 09:41 - Deep Into The Arse 14:35 - We Need A Bigger Autist 19:23 - Mountain Warehouse Men 25:25 - Autism Bat Signal 30:11 - 32 Million Bums 33:34 - Show Me Your Pum System 37:12 - I Said Night Night 42:53 - Brilliant! 48:20 - A Win For The Patreons Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsFin Taylor· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Welcome back to Finn versus History. Joining me is Horatio Gould.
Horatio Gould· Host0:15
[muffled] Hello, actually. It's an underwater hum actually.
Fin Taylor· Host0:18
[laughs] Uh, well, yes, because this... Listeners, viewers, this is one of the greatest things that's ever happened.
Horatio Gould· Host0:25
This is the big one, I'd say.
Fin Taylor· Host0:26
I'm fired up for this. This- I'm fired up for this from the start. This- I've been trying to get this in the calendar for, for months ... is an academic discussion and a deep dive, dive being the- Yes ... opposite word, on the Thai cave rescue of 2018.
Horatio Gould· Host0:39
Fuck me. I mean, look, 2018, that's arguably too early to be history.
Fin Taylor· Host0:44
Well, I think a lot of our viewers will not like that we're doing something from 2018- Yeah, yeah ... because they will remember how shit their lives were in 2018.
Horatio Gould· Host0:50
Sure. Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host0:51
Uh, they like escapism.
Horatio Gould· Host0:52
Yes.
Fin Taylor· Host0:53
I could've been someone else in 1943.
Horatio Gould· Host0:55
Yes, yes.
Fin Taylor· Host0:56
But in 2018 you were still a fat guy.
Horatio Gould· Host0:57
Very really. Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host0:58
Yeah, you were still a comic book guy. [laughs] Uh, you were still 3D printing swords.
Horatio Gould· Host1:01
Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host1:01
Uh, and you still, uh, were a virgin.
Horatio Gould· Host1:03
But this is a great story for the 3D printing swords, the virgin- Yeah ... the autist. This is a great tale of overcoming your shit personality and becoming one of the great heroes.
Fin Taylor· Host1:15
No, no, no, they haven't overcome it. They just weaponized it.
Horatio Gould· Host1:17
They've wea- weaponized [laughs] it.
Fin Taylor· Host1:18
They've using your shit personality.
Horatio Gould· Host1:19
Yeah, yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host1:19
It's the one time where, uh, you were the center of attention.
Horatio Gould· Host1:22
Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host1:22
And rightly so.
Horatio Gould· Host1:23
And it's, and rightly so.
Fin Taylor· Host1:24
Rightly so.
Horatio Gould· Host1:25
We must reiterate, this is one of the- I'd say this det- ... the most heroic things that's- Yes ... ever happened.
Fin Taylor· Host1:29
And