A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??
5/15/20261 hr 5 min
Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism…
It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one??
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First 90 secondsAsh· Host0:00
I ran, little me. I don't even know if- I think might still had my swimming cap on. [laughs] This whole thing was crazy.
Jack· Host0:04
Oh, I'm sure you did, and your goggles.
Ash· Host0:05
Big time.
Jack· Host0:06
Yeah.
Ash· Host0:06
I- imagine me [laughs] [laughs] Tiny me in a swimming cap and goggles With your hater blockers on.
Jack· Host0:09
[laughs] Every time I've been in the vicinity of a male stripper, they come in like- Right ... they are begrudged.
Ash· Host0:14
Yeah.
Jack· Host0:14
They're like, "Oh, God, yeah, okay, fine. Whatever." That one for my birthday that you guys got me for my 30th in Spain.
Ash· Host0:19
Oh, my G- It was the greasiest, sweatiest. The trays at the airport. What am I doing?
Jack· Host0:25
Am I a muggins?
Ash· Host0:26
I totally agree. [laughs] Yeah.
Jack· Host0:29
Put your jacket back on, you stupid pig. [laughs] Put it back on. [laughs] Thicko. Have you ever flown before? You- [laughs] What the hell?
Ash· Host0:36
You've described [laughs] I look [laughs] [laughs] Jack and Ash. No, Ash and Jack.
Jack· Host0:45
Fine. Pop a wig on.
Ash· Host0:47
A thong.
Jack· Host0:48
Get ready for a chat. Tea. [laughs] Hi, I'm a sausage roll. Hmm.
Ash· Host0:54
[laughs] Wonder why he said that. Hi, and I'm a piece of cauliflower who is sick, sick, sick, sick and tired of- No, no, no, no, no, who is sick, sick, sick of your shit, and when I'm not sick, I am tired. I am tired.
Jack· Host1:09
I am sick and tired.
Ash· Host1:10
I am sick and tired. 'Cause I am a piece of cauliflower that is carrying the entire vegetarian and plant-based industry on her back. We are doing too much with cauliflower.
Jack· Host1:20
I don't think cauliflower does that much.
Ash· Host1:22
Cauliflow- Oh.
Jack· Host1:23
You aren't veggie, so you actually don't know about that.
Ash· Host1:26
But I go to nice dinner spots.
Jack· Host1:28
Yes.
Ash· Host1:28
And I know what's on the menu