A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
2/3/202651 min
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on the kitchen counter, bruised and drooping with despair; a perfect reflection of my life before Bocox. Every day felt soft, sad, and permanently past its prime. I meandered through my days burdened with shame and grief, wondering how something once so full of potential and promise could end up so utterly limp and forgotten; pushed to the back of the proverbial kitchen drawer of existence, right behind an old D battery. Then...
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How is TD making banking more human? Easy. With less bank talk and more real talk. Less, "Your call is important to us," and more, "How can we help?" Less confusion and more clarity. It's things like being able to buy partial shares with TD Direct Investing, and tracking your spending and saving with TD MySpend. It's getting more of what you want and less of what you don't. That's how TD's making banking more human.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:28
Are we human?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:29
We are very excited to announce that our Very Bald and Very Beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:36
I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates, and my New Year's resolution is q- q- quality over- Quantity ... quantity.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:41
I, I agree.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:41
And we're doing it.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:42
We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto?
Trixie Mattel· Host0:46
Queen.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:47
[laughs] We sure did. So you [censored] Bostonians and Toronto and Torontites, or whatever the [censored] you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:55
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:55
'Cause we're gonna snatch 'em up.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:56
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities, and we are not doing that many of these this year.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:01
No, it's gonna be hot, it's gonna be exclusive, it's gonna be fabulous.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:05
Tickets available now at trixieandkaty.com.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:07
Queen.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:08
I too un cigarette.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:10
[laughs] That's so good. [upbeat music] We're talking about re- Ma- Maria Bamford. Maria Bamford is probably... You know, I was just talking to my friend Mallory, who introduced me on the way, on the way here I was talking to Mallory. She introduced me to Maria Bamford's Special Special, Special Special Special.