9.20 - The Final Job
6/8/20261 hr 1 min
Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) provided a voice for the people of New Tombslab, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired himself a city planner. But are our heroes being distracted with busy work while the world burns down around them?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[beep] Hey sweetie, your mother, uh, showed me this Carvana thing, uh, for selling the car. I'm gonna give it a try. Wish me luck. [beep] Me again. I put in the license plate, it gave me an offer. Unbelievable. [beep] Okay, I accepted the offer. They're picking it up Tuesday from the driveway. I haven't even left my chair. [beep] It's done. The car is gone. I'm holding a check. Anyway, Carvana, give it a whirl. Love ya.
Speaker 20:23
So good, you'll wanna leave a voicemail about it. Sell your car today on- Carvana. Pickup fees may apply.
Ryan LaPlante· Panelist0:29
[dramatic music] Welcome back to Dum Dums and Dragons, where improvisers who've never role-played before journey into the world of Dungeons and Dragons. I am the great wizard Bortlesnort, your host. Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council. Quinny was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant. Gartok provided a voice for the people of New Tombslum, and Butthole hired himself a city planner. But are our heroes being distracted with busywork while the world burns down around them? Find out next on Dum Dums and Dragons.
Tom McGee· Host1:05
[xylophone playing] Dum Dums, you are currently in the process of hiring assistants for Aasgard, uh, in the form of the Deck of Ne'er-Do-Wells, a number of high-profile targets that the Plantirs had beef with in one way or another, uh, that Cormion has gifted to you, Butthole, as assistants for running the kingdom. Uh, this was also something Anan was looking into and something that