734 - The Pelican Girls

Dave Anthony· Host0:00

[upbeat music] And Doug.

Speaker 20:03

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Dave Anthony· Host0:27

Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. My father's dead. You killed him.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:33

They think that I'm shiny.

Dave Anthony· Host0:34

I am a pie man.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:36

I'm Pete Rose- [laughs] ... and I only go to Gold's Gym, this one specifically.

Dave Anthony· Host0:39

Rumor is that his penis is broken.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:41

And show him where the taco bar was.

Dave Anthony· Host0:43

His brain just fucking exploded.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:45

River of cheese. You been drinking any gnome juice? No, officer.

Dave Anthony· Host0:49

My dad had a fart chair.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:50

[laughs] Hey, cover me.

Dave Anthony· Host0:51

[laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music] You're listening to- Yo ... The Dollop. This is an American history podcast where each week I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to Philip Clune.

Gareth Reynolds· Host1:10

A bad boy who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Bad boy to bad boy.

Dave Anthony· Host1:16

Can I just tell you- Yeah ... Finn's high school baseball season ended, and I'm so fucking happy. So fucking happy.

Gareth Reynolds· Host1:26

Why? 'Cause you can- 'Cause his coaches are fucking- ... go to the bar more?

Dave Anthony· Host1:28

His coaches are awful.