732 - William Seabrook

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Dave Anthony· Host0:29

My father's dead. You killed him.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:31

They think that I'm shiny.

Dave Anthony· Host0:33

I am a pie man.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:35

I'm Pete Rose, and I only go to Gold's Gym, this one specifically.

Dave Anthony· Host0:38

Rumor is that his penis is broken.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:40

And show him where the taco bar was.

Dave Anthony· Host0:42

His brain just fucking exploded.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:44

River of cheese. You been drinking any gnome juice? No, officer.

Dave Anthony· Host0:48

My dad had a fart chair.

Gareth Reynolds· Host0:49

[laughs] Hey, cover me.

Dave Anthony· Host0:50

[laughs] You're listening to The Dollop on the All Things Comedy network. This is an American history podcast where each week I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to a goober.

Gareth Reynolds· Host1:06

Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about.

Dave Anthony· Host1:09

You killed your semen.

Gareth Reynolds· Host1:10

I don't care for your terminology.

Dave Anthony· Host1:14

You, you made a dam.

Gareth Reynolds· Host1:16

I've had some stuff removed in the tubes.

Dave Anthony· Host1:19

And now- There will be no more mes ... what comes out- You, I cannot imagine anyone supporting the fact that there will be no more mes more than you ... now what comes out is essentially