#668 - Cristina Mariani
7/11/20261 hr 33 min
Cristina Mariani is a stand up comedian based in Austin, TX. She is touring all over America and Europe now through next year.
Cristina joins Theo to talk about getting bullied by Italian children, the secret thoughts of pets, and why you shouldn’t hug grandma in the summer.
Cristina Mariani: https://www.instagram.com/criimarii/
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First 90 secondsTheo Von· Host0:00
You know, America's 250th birthday is coming up. Woo, that's gonna be a big cake. And, uh, who's, who's even gonna blow out the candles, I wonder? Probably maybe Thomas Jefferson'll come down from the clouds and huff and puff a few out. Maybe Betsy Ross or Frederick Douglass. I don't know. Somebody is gonna come on down and just huff and puff them cake candles out. Happy 250th, America. And an iconic summer like this deserves an iconic drink. I'm talking about Mountain Dew. Yep, an American original. From their beginnings in the foothills of Tennessee, yeah, that's where they started, to the biggest Fourth of July yet, the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew is a perfect companion to your American summer adventures. USA, baby. And you know, I get that taste of Mountain Dew in me, and it just, oh, just makes my ankles start talking to each other. God, I love it. Enjoy the refreshing kick of Mountain Dew, an American original. Tasting great since '48. Look for American Dew limited time packaging, or find it in stores near you at mountaindew.com. That's mountaindew.com. Just a reminder that Busboys the movie is available to stream at home on Apple TV, Prime Video, YouTube. You can see all the options, uh, at busboysmovie.com.