5/8/26 Don’t Bring the New Man to the Gravesite... 🪦 | Brown Bag Mornings
5/8/20261 hr 14 min
The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, whose family is divided over whether to spend Mother's Day drinking with mariachis at her mom's grave or at her dad's house with his new "Grandma Lulu". Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ne-Yo for complaining that his three-girlfriend lifestyle is costing him major business deals and investigates Kesha’s bizarre collection of placenta jewelry and fan teeth.
[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:21) Chisme
(6:29) Rap Sheet
(8:04) Petty Police
(12:37) Scrolling
(17:56) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(20:08) Homie Helpline
(46:16) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!
(50:24) Chisme
(54:02) Rap Sheet
(57:14) Firefighters Day
(59:50) Money Moves
(1:06:02) Studious Foo
(1:11:24) Play Ball
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Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
Geico presents a 30-second podcast between your podcast. Today's story is shared by one of our listeners. It's called Betrayed by Bill. It was in that moment I caught who was staring back at me in betrayal, or more like, what? My insurance bill. [gasps] With trembling hands, I grabbed my phone and switched to Geico, saving about $900 in the process, and never to be betrayed again. [laughs] Now, that was bloody riveting.
Speaker 20:26
It feels good when the story ends with savings. It feels good to Geico.
Speaker 30:29
Now at McDonald's, a McDouble is 2.50, so you can get your gym gains on, or just get lunch for only 2.50. Get more value on the under $3 menu.
Ne-Yo· Soundbite0:40
Limited time only. Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher for delivery.
Speaker 30:43
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
B-Real· Soundbite0:44
Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any Brown Bag Mornings. What's up? This is B-Real from Cypress Hill.
Speaker 60:57
Cypress Hill.
B-Real· Soundbite0:58
Where are you from, ese? Don't you know I'm local?
Letty· Host1:01
All right, my friends. There is a new social media post going viral, but if you follow the details on it, you could end up with hella traffic tickets, all right?
B-Real· Soundbite1:11
What?
Letty· Host1:11
So just be very, very careful before we start.
Speaker 81:14
They see me rolling, they hating. Patrolling and trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty.
Letty· Host1:22
So if you've been on social media as of recent, these past couple days, you're seeing these posts everywhere that LA City Council