#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here

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Joe Santagato· Host0:29

Welcome back to The Basement... [upbeat music] Welcome back to The Basement Yard. Good morning. [laughs] [laughs] Why, why are you rubbing your eyes like a baby?

Frank Alvarez· Host0:44

[laughs] Babies don't rub their fucking eyes like that.

Joe Santagato· Host0:47

What the... ah.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:48

I don't know why. Who came up with that?

Joe Santagato· Host0:49

Cartoons.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:50

Why?

Joe Santagato· Host0:51

I don't know.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:51

Why do cartoons have such stupid ways of, like, waking up?

Joe Santagato· Host0:54

I do that. Maybe not both hands.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:55

You do? You wake up like a cartoon character?

Joe Santagato· Host0:58

Not, like, both hands at once.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:59

But you're like, "Ugh."

Joe Santagato· Host1:01

I mean, I do. I definitely do this.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:03

You also throw the shades open and, like...

Joe Santagato· Host1:05

Well, I gotta pull, I gotta pull them open.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:08

Oh. Oh, you have one of those?

Joe Santagato· Host1:10

Yeah.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:10

No, no, just take your, take your fucking time, man.

Joe Santagato· Host1:14

Make, make, make, make, make, make, make more noise.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:16

I know. Don't worry about it.

Joe Santagato· Host1:16

You can hear that?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:17

Can I hear it? It's loud.

Joe Santagato· Host1:19

I couldn't hear it. All I hear is crinkling and tinkling. [laughs] All right. Um- [laughs] That's, that's my impression of that bag ... I just off a flight. I came back from Toronto, and I had a very