#551 - Bumsyl, A Mind STD and Switchblade and Porky in Space
6/23/20261 hr 7 min
After a bout of promiscuous and unprotected thinking, John’s been in a panic sphere. He’s only gone and given himself a mind STD, but could some watermelon body wash be to blame?
All this leads to a full circle moment for Elis. He might be headlining the Royal Albert Hall next year, but is the realisation of his long-touted ‘health podcast’ actually his career zenith?
Listener JB sends in a cracking impressions-based Made Up Game, and we take a harrowing trip down John’s Shame Well.
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17 July - Yr Garth Theatre Pontypridd
18 July - Llanover Hall Theatre, Cardiff
23 July - Always Be Comedy, Kennington
26 July - Stanley Halls, South Norwood
3 August - Always Be Comedy, Kennington
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First 90 secondsJohn Robins· Host0:00
Hello, everyone. The Ellis & John Cinematic Universe is now available to all.
Dave Masterman· Panelist0:04
Yes, head to patreon.com/ellisandjohn for loads of extra content, including our brand new film series, The Adventures of Ellis and John, fully visualized podcast episodes twice a week, and behind-the-scenes bonus content.
John Robins· Host0:16
So to watch shows, get ad-free episodes, and come on adventures with me, Ellis, and Dave, head to patreon.com/ellisandjohn.
Speaker 30:25
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