#547 - A Scientist Joins The Show

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Joe Santagato· Host0:28

Welcome back to The Bas- [upbeat music] Welcome back to The Basement Yard.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:38

Frank, what are you doing smoldering and smizing over there?

Joe Santagato· Host0:41

I'm trying to, uh, clavicular looks max, jaw max.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:44

Oh, no.

Joe Santagato· Host0:45

[laughs] Oh, you're doing it, too?

Frank Alvarez· Host0:47

Oh, that what it is? Did- Did you guys have a conversation before this? [laughs] No, honestly. But I'm, I really appreciate you kind of picking up on my vibe here.

Joe Santagato· Host0:53

I got you.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:53

That was a good job.

Joe Santagato· Host0:53

I'm good at picking up- Fuck your Mets hat, but good job. Now you brought down my vibe.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:57

Wow. Who cares?

Joe Santagato· Host0:59

You know, you don't, you didn't smell as good as you usually do today. How about that?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:01

Well, you didn't- [laughs] Does he usually smell good? He does.

Joe Santagato· Host1:04

Well, how does his fucking back smell?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:06

Yeah.

Joe Santagato· Host1:06

[laughs] That's for patrons only.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:07

That's for patrons only.

Joe Santagato· Host1:08

That's [laughs] a whole different thing.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:09

They know that one. How did you s- how do you smell me on the normal, like s- You walk by him. Yeah. So you get my, like- Wait ... whiff?

Joe Santagato· Host1:16

Let me ask you this. Do you wear cologne at all?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:18

No.

Joe Santagato· Host1:19

Never?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:19

Not... Only for, like, events.

Joe Santagato· Host1:22

Okay, but when you, you, so you have cologne?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:24

Yes, I have cologne.

Joe Santagato· Host1:24

And you wear it?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:25

Y- yes.

Joe Santagato· Host1:26

How do you apply it?

Frank Alvarez· Host1:27

I go two sprays on these two fingers. I