#539 - The Heated Rivalry Review

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Joe Santagato· Host0:28

Welcome back to the ba- [upbeat music] Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, how's it going, bud? He's upset, and you upset? I'm- I couldn't be more upset. We're all upset because YouTube is, uh, being a little bit, a little, you know- Homophobic. Say it, say it. Well, just be careful- You're pointing at me! You saw that point? God, damn. [laughing] Shit, yes! No. No, no, no. [laughing] Damn, you actually did it was a- I mean, and this c- this counts in addition to... So for those of you guys that don't know, if you're seeing this, you're probably a little confused. You're probably doing the old-timey, like, cleaning of the eyes, ooh, thing that they did back in the old cartoons. This is attached to an episode that we previously recorded. Yes, we're wearing different outfits. Yeah. Joe is also... What you don't see, he's wearing a butt plug. Why? Because we have to revisit the conversation of Heated Rivalry. That's not why I... Wait, hold on, I'm not wearing it. [laughing] Wearing it? Like, you have one? We have to, we have to... No. They also technically don't know we're wearing different clothes yet. That's true. [laughing] We had to record the, the-