#535 - The 2025 YARDIE AWARDS

Speaker 00:03

Kids, they grow up so fast. One day they're taking their first steps and the next they don't fit into the tiny sneakers they took them in. You blink your eyes and their princess dress is two sizes too small and their dinosaur backpack isn't cool anymore but don't cry because they're growing up. Smile, because you can profit off of it. For real, there are a bunch of parents on Depop looking for the stuff your kid just grew out of. Download Depop to start selling.

Ant Prisco· Panelist0:32

Welcome back to the ba- (upbeat music) Welcome back to the Basement Yard.

Joe Santagato· Host0:41

Frank, how are you feeling today?

Frank Alvarez· Host0:42

I'm feeling great! Are- Are you Frank Sinatra? (laughs) Is that how it felt?

Ant Prisco· Panelist0:46

I thought we were doing like a more regal entrance.

Joe Santagato· Host0:49

Right, yeah.

Ant Prisco· Panelist0:50

You know, like maybe some, like throw some, like award show music in here with like trumpets?

Joe Santagato· Host0:55

That'd be cool. Can you do that?

Frank Alvarez· Host0:56

(singing) Oh, not me do it.

Ant Prisco· Panelist0:58

No. We've heard your vocal- We meant in post.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:00

Right.

Ant Prisco· Panelist1:00

... renditions and stuff on the San Agata Studio video.

Joe Santagato· Host1:02

Go ahead, give us, give us your, uh, y- your, uh, horn intro. Go a- get horny for us.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:07

No.

Ant Prisco· Panelist1:08

See that... Now that was just insulting.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:09

I tried, I tried to do a p- a puppet.

Ant Prisco· Panelist1:12

You tried to- That was- I'm not usually on this side.

Joe Santagato· Host1:14

Yeah, I don't... Jesus we're- You're also standing like Trump.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:17

(laughs) Well, th- this podium- You guys can't see it, he's like forward.

Joe Santagato· Host1:21

Leaning.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:21

I'm making sure this podium doesn't fall over.

Ant Prisco· Panelist1:23

Ah, you're all right.

Joe Santagato· Host1:24

It's fine.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:25

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the sixth annual YARDY awards.