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#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men

4/7/20261 hr 4 min

It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!

John’s dressed up in a suit and tie to mark the (non-) occasion, and there’s a 100 points on offer to the listener who can decipher John’s scripted intro.

Beyond everything changing/staying exactly the same, Elis and John try to find the best non-threatening noise to make whilst running to alert non-runners, with some very surprising suggestions. Elis tries to pick himself...

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  1. John Robins· Host0:00

    Attention Ellis & John apologists, vibe tasters, hammer legends, and all PCDs, this is a content alert. Here at Ellis & John HQ, we are constantly evolving. Like Betamax or MiniDisc, content that stays still is dead. So after seven years of terrestrial podcast-first BBC broadcasting, Ellis & John is entering the future sphere.

  2. Elis James· Host0:24

    Why did I let John write this?

  3. John Robins· Host0:25

    We're forging a path into a new digital millennium.

  4. Elis James· Host0:29

    The millennium was twenty-six years ago.

  5. John Robins· Host0:31

    From this day thence, Ellis & John will still be available on BBC Sounds, but the Ellis & John world is expanding. And as a part of that globo-splosion- Dave, can he say this? As a part of that globo-splosion, if you're not listening on BBC Sounds, you will start to hear adverts, some generic, some riffed by Ellis and I, as we dip our toes into the world of independent content creation.

  6. Speaker 20:52

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  7. Speaker 31:24

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